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None Hitwonder
@nonehitwonder.bsky.social
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Spanish-American #writer into #indiedev, #pixelart, #animation, and lotsa other fun stuff because I have 1000% #ADHD. | 44 yo, born 7/12/2358 | nb, he/him | Make art, be kind, resist fascism.

Also I created the #mixcard! mixcard.spiffyco.com
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I seem to be able to find my old user profile on diVine but don't get to access the app. That feels...weird.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Of course!
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Me, to capitalism:
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I rebuilt almost all my ships over the weekend and even made a little Cerritos as a treat. You find it all at the link to my mastoflan below.
NMS Cerritos fucks off into the cosmos, ostensibly to perform a second contact mission somewhere.
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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I'm telling you, you're missing out.

#nomanssky2025 #startrek #shittyfuckingjob
My main No Man's Sky corvette, the U.S.S. Incongruity, plummets into a black hole. The black hole is a metaphor for my shitty fucking job.
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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One of my favorite panels from Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes is leaning into a horrified Calvin's face and exclaiming "Ho HO! Muchas smooches por El ConKISStador!" while Calvin screams "AAAUGGHH!" in that way he does.
August 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Literally me right now:
Me, wearing one of my RITOS shirts.
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A screenshot of my post on a better social network: None Hitwonder @nonehitwonder@tenforward.social Friendly reminder to be kind to grocery workers; they are grotesquely underpaid and overworked, and every single one of them has a utility knife in their apron.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Also, way fewer weird hateful tweens there than on this site; haven't been called "cringe" or told to partake in "deez nuts" even once since 2017.
Screenshot of a post I made on Mastodon: ---- Things I've learned about myself since joining Mastodon: 1. Nonbinary 2. Science Division 🖖🏼 3. Hot for Goblins
July 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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A post from my much-better-than-bsky mastodon account: "Some days it's really hard to get the motivation to get dressed and step out into the goddamn 21st century yet again. I miss replicators and starships and blue people."
July 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is my fighting style.
Twin Twains in the holodeck, hashing things out like a couple of southern gentlemen might.
July 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A version of the movie poster for Konrad (1985), a story about a lady who accidentally receives an experimental child in a can. The scene where she uhhhh rehydrates him is legit nightmare fuel.
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The laughter shitty comedians are reminiscing about when they complain they aren't allowed to be funny anymore.
Data from Star Trek TNG projecting the fakest unenthusiastic laugh in all recorded history.
July 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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That's from growthbyvisuals.
growthbyvisuals.com/products/hig...
Here's a version without the credit trimmed off:
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Spider-man hides behind a giant neon sign that reads "SICKOS" while saying "YES...HA HA HA...YES!" just like a sicko might do.
July 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Despite his physical appearance, Donnie Darko claims to be all ears.
July 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Troy from Community, seen here not getting Inception
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Wait, really? You are unwilling to acknowledge that forced unpaid labor is uhhhhhhh slavery?
Mariner respects your ambition (I do not), but thinks your choices are wild.
June 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Holy shit, Deeny!
Finn the Human wearing taped-up glasses and SEEING ALL OF COSMIC REALITY AT ONCE
June 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Pepper Brooks feels shocked about this Shocking Upset.
June 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Principal Skinner wonders something to himself.
June 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Data sees what you did there. DATA SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE
June 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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😯 TWINSIES
A POV photo of my sprained-ass ankle on ice with Star Trek playing on the TV in the background.
June 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A panel from the Ryan North Lower Decks comics, with T'Lyn and Tendi and Rutherford looking off-panel. T'Lyn has a thought bubble that says "@$%&ing nailed it."
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM