‘gun violence is a-ok prove me wrong’

*neck explodes*

‘yeah ok you got me there’

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#boofuckinghoo

We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

The Substance is a masterpiece and I never want to see it ever again.

Musk with *the* salute. America, whilst never entirely well, now seems terminally ill.

Started Severance s2. Stopped after 34 seconds. Restarted s1 of Severance 🫥 🫠

Andrex ad saying 1 in 2 don’t feel comfortable pooping in front of their partners but nobody should feel comfortable pooping in front of their partners what the hell is wrong with 50% of people thanks for coming to my ted talk.

R.i.p. 😔 Twin peaks rewatch imminent 😢

Is it too late to just stop the internet? It is, overall, not going well.

I know this is a very over shared thought/exclamation but I still can’t believe trump is about to become president AGAIN. This time controlled by a ketamine addled, billionaire man child intent on reducing human society to the absolute worst it can be. #january6th #januaryblues

you’re all laughing at elon and yes he is very fun to laugh at on account of his somewhat serious ketamine addiction etc.

hi i’m dan and the thing is is you gotta appreciate the music biopics even when they’re shit which they are 100% of the time like just go with it or just turn it off whatever