Just Plain Mike
noncanadianguy.bsky.social
Just Plain Mike
@noncanadianguy.bsky.social
Flatulent flibbertigibbet | Michigander | I don’t converse with fascists, tankies, or accelerationists.
Don’t you know? He has a BA from Cornell, so his shit doesn’t stink.
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Or fishing boats repeatedly being blown to smithereens in international waters over drug-smuggling charges that the regime isn’t even pretending to offer evidence for.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
“No, it’s ‘Scotch and’. Which is what you’re drunk *on*.”
“Oh, shut up.”

#BMovieManiacs
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wow, that bathroom does look great now!
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Frederick’s a little short on crippled newsies, unfortch. #BMovieManiacs
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m afraid the late, great Richard Jeni ruined that one for me forever.

youtu.be/xWGw06mlvTw?...
Richard Jeni on Jaws 3 | Carson Tonight Show
YouTube video by Johnny Carson
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October 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM