Non-Dairy Queen
@non-dairyqueen.bsky.social
✨She speaks the bullshit! ✨
My colleagues bought me a blueberry cake for my birthday. My kids threw me a hitch hikers guide themed party because I turned 42. My brother threw his wife and I a party since our birthdays are 12 hours apart. My nephew in law got me flowers. What a birthday!
May 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My colleagues bought me a blueberry cake for my birthday. My kids threw me a hitch hikers guide themed party because I turned 42. My brother threw his wife and I a party since our birthdays are 12 hours apart. My nephew in law got me flowers. What a birthday!
Someone bought me flowers at work❤️
March 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Someone bought me flowers at work❤️
Bring me the gays 🌈
January 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bring me the gays 🌈
I messed with everybody.
January 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I messed with everybody.
What I wrote on the top of my sisters Christmas card lol
December 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
What I wrote on the top of my sisters Christmas card lol
If you see this post an anime character who’s name starts with your first initial and pass it on
December 20, 2024 at 12:12 PM
If you see this post an anime character who’s name starts with your first initial and pass it on
My colleagues girlfriend gifted us with an obscene amount of expensive skincare and makeup and perfume. I’m about to be walking around like
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
My colleagues girlfriend gifted us with an obscene amount of expensive skincare and makeup and perfume. I’m about to be walking around like
Might fuck around and…cry over the state of the world during my 15 minute break.
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Might fuck around and…cry over the state of the world during my 15 minute break.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #153,691!
September 18, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #153,691!
Okay but what happens if I drink the vampire. Will I get drunk or become a bottle of vampire as well?
September 4, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Okay but what happens if I drink the vampire. Will I get drunk or become a bottle of vampire as well?
Good morning. Todays tea: jasmine pearl
December 2, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Good morning. Todays tea: jasmine pearl
I got it. Let’s try it. And rate it 1-10.
November 27, 2023 at 2:59 PM
I got it. Let’s try it. And rate it 1-10.
It finally feels like fall and I just didn’t want to get out of bed today. My colleagues are on thin ice 🤣
October 30, 2023 at 11:36 AM
It finally feels like fall and I just didn’t want to get out of bed today. My colleagues are on thin ice 🤣
I thought I was the only one haunted by this. 🤣
October 26, 2023 at 2:56 AM
I thought I was the only one haunted by this. 🤣
I’m a beverage goblin.
October 2, 2023 at 4:17 PM
I’m a beverage goblin.
I got chu Fam
September 21, 2023 at 12:38 AM
I got chu Fam
Dear Person at work that got me sick.
September 20, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Dear Person at work that got me sick.
It’s been ridiculous this season 🤧
September 18, 2023 at 8:58 PM
It’s been ridiculous this season 🤧
Lizard man 2024.
September 18, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Lizard man 2024.
Do y’all keep your own homemade seasoning in your work desk or are you normal?
September 13, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Do y’all keep your own homemade seasoning in your work desk or are you normal?