Swan
@nomoreswandives.bsky.social
I know it's part of the uniform but I'm not wearing that idiotic hat.
We'll keep an eye out. That's about the only thing that can be done about this mess, really.
October 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
We'll keep an eye out. That's about the only thing that can be done about this mess, really.
Could be. But then there would have been a bigger commotion.
October 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Could be. But then there would have been a bigger commotion.
I feel like I would notice that.
October 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I feel like I would notice that.
–Alright well by lack of volunteer I suppose bran will have to do.
[Inhale]
You are a 🏳️🌈
[Inhale]
You are a 🏳️🌈
June 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
–Alright well by lack of volunteer I suppose bran will have to do.
[Inhale]
You are a 🏳️🌈
[Inhale]
You are a 🏳️🌈
I suppose I'll oblige, for the sake of science.
Anyone want to volunteer?
Anyone want to volunteer?
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I suppose I'll oblige, for the sake of science.
Anyone want to volunteer?
Anyone want to volunteer?
Because it's not used in reclamation but derogatorily, if I were to venture a guess.
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Because it's not used in reclamation but derogatorily, if I were to venture a guess.
Yeah no. I decided you're gay now. You have no choice.
You WILL be gay. Sorry.
You WILL be gay. Sorry.
June 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yeah no. I decided you're gay now. You have no choice.
You WILL be gay. Sorry.
You WILL be gay. Sorry.
Perhaps he just has an affinity for men with the name Chase
June 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Perhaps he just has an affinity for men with the name Chase
You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you who you are.
Me.
Laura Collins.
Me.
Laura Collins.
June 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you who you are.
Me.
Laura Collins.
Me.
Laura Collins.
Who ever said that being gay was a choice?
June 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Who ever said that being gay was a choice?
Did you just say "middle finger" out loud?
June 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Did you just say "middle finger" out loud?
Don't call me an idiot next time.
June 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Don't call me an idiot next time.
Shouldn't *you* be preparing to see your man crush?
June 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Shouldn't *you* be preparing to see your man crush?
Oh, I'm well aware. I'm messing with you.
[There's a faint trace of an amused smirk on her face for only a second before she returns to stoicism.]
Still, there is a truth to that statement. Our current archive is... lacking, to put it lightly.
[There's a faint trace of an amused smirk on her face for only a second before she returns to stoicism.]
Still, there is a truth to that statement. Our current archive is... lacking, to put it lightly.
June 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh, I'm well aware. I'm messing with you.
[There's a faint trace of an amused smirk on her face for only a second before she returns to stoicism.]
Still, there is a truth to that statement. Our current archive is... lacking, to put it lightly.
[There's a faint trace of an amused smirk on her face for only a second before she returns to stoicism.]
Still, there is a truth to that statement. Our current archive is... lacking, to put it lightly.
There's plenty of status reports that still need to be filed if you're really bored.
June 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
There's plenty of status reports that still need to be filed if you're really bored.
Because Swift is only barely better management than Bronev.
May 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Because Swift is only barely better management than Bronev.
Yeah we had to beg. For that to not be the name.
May 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yeah we had to beg. For that to not be the name.
His other option was equally bad.
May 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
His other option was equally bad.
Oh is this the guy who produces the shit that Swift almost decided to call AIDS?
May 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh is this the guy who produces the shit that Swift almost decided to call AIDS?
That is definitely NOT the guy I locked in there.
May 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That is definitely NOT the guy I locked in there.
You shouldn't apologize, he's very easy to upset.
May 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You shouldn't apologize, he's very easy to upset.
Yeah, yeah, you told me so, I get the gist.
Why does Bran look like he's going to pop a blood vessel.
Why does Bran look like he's going to pop a blood vessel.
May 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yeah, yeah, you told me so, I get the gist.
Why does Bran look like he's going to pop a blood vessel.
Why does Bran look like he's going to pop a blood vessel.
Not migraine-y. So goal achieved I suppose.
May 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not migraine-y. So goal achieved I suppose.