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Dan Nouement
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Eventual consistency
To find love, you don't have to be perfect. You don't need to have your whole life figured out. You just need to remind them of their dad.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I didn't sleep very well last night
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Seeing like a state machine
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Man, these AI generated recaps are getting harsh
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by Dan Nouement
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Idea: a 3 night backpacking trip with me and every woman I've met on Bumble also into backpacking
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My parents in Texas said they read a good book on AI and they'd send it to me
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When styles from 2017 are looking noticeably dated
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My uncle is a really good lead guitarist who is in a band with the Aerosmith drummer and was invited to play with Foghat
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I mistook "allowed" for "aloud" and was accused of being homophonic
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I want to go to a tech conference and assert I'm a trans-HUMANT-ist (not trans-HUMAN-ist).

Sorry guys, I'm not interested in enhancing humans, just being a nomad and herding goats.
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wish I could just capture all of my favorite moots still on X and bring them here
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Reasons to date:

❌ Companionship
❌ Intimacy
✅ Finding someone who can accurately tell you the ways you're screwed up
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Reposted by Dan Nouement
Unlike the masturbatory fever dream of Roko, this one already exists. It’s here now. It’s simple:

You must strip cost, friction, and redundancy now, or you lose to someone who will.
McKinsey’s Basilisk
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Dan Nouement
sloptimization: solve just enough of the problem that the output is usable for its context class
October 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Godspeed You! Slack Emperor
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Never argue with a defensive lineman. He'll never take accountability for ANYTHING.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Idea: make a podcast with friends but don't publish or even record it
June 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Dan Nouement
😶
April 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This sounds like a Goo Goo Dolls song lyric

> You can't fight the fish that ain't comin'
> Can't ye see the world where you stand
> When everything looks like the white whale
> I just want you to know I'm Ahab
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Found this old video of my dog listening to me play piano.

I swear to God she's enjoying it and even waiting for the chord to resolve at the end.
December 20, 2024 at 6:38 PM
"No updates from my end"
December 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The world is an overstuffed toy box and we are spoiled children too jaded to appreciate the toys
December 6, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Who wore it better?
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
We see so many terrible reddit posts about relationships. Here's a fantastic one (on love).
December 5, 2024 at 4:07 AM