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Nomadsland
@nomadsland.bsky.social
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Queer parent | any/all pronouns | 36 | nomadsland on AO3 🌈🏴‍☠️🍊🦀🥨|| perennial grad student
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Horny emoji copypasta about the Edmund Fitzgerald happy edmund a fitzgerald day.&* to all my favorite SUPERIOR sluts 49 years ago, the ss edmund fitzgerald SANK: into the icy depths®t of lake superior which is the deepest and LARGESTS great lake by volume 20808 but it's still not as DEEP@ as you'll be getting tonight , in remembrance of the 29 crew members a a & that lost their LIVES send this to 29 of your closest freshwater FREAKS you get 5 back, you're just a Oe SAD slutty sailor you get 15 back you're a deep water DADDY back and you're the baddest ore whore if if but get 20 the u.p. has EVER seen make like the CAPTAIN and go DOWN @O with the ship C so pour one out PAO for the lost BADDIESO @ on board i cf and in honor of the LEGEND tO gorDONG lightfoot L eternally departing →f from the world Oin may 2023 get absolutely C.i WRECKed and SPREAD 150e the MESSAGE J®DO farther and * WIDER 6 U than ur legs. have EVER been
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I want 8 seasons on these ghost girlfriends from different decades meeting in the afterlife, falling in love, and solving mysteries together
A child’s drawing of two ghosts holding hands. One has a black dress and green curly hair. The other is rocking a flapper dress with a bow in her hair
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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#WIPWednesday brought to you by Ch 3 of the Martian AU with @ghostalservice.bsky.social, featuring Ed and Jackie having bad days in tandem.
Ed’s thinking about whales. Specifically, he’s thinking about that one whale, the one he read that really depressing article about that was being passed around like ten years back, the one that sings at a different frequency than all the others? That one. He wonders what’s up with it now, if it’s still out there—if it ever found another whale to talk to, a little whale buddy. He doesn’t remember if it sang too high or too low for the others, because maybe if it was too high, it could have talked like, dolphins or something? Do dolphins like other creatures? Ed doesn’t fucking know, he’s not a biologist, and his brain’s offering the half-remembered suspicion that dolphins are assholes, so maybe the whale wouldn’t even want to talk to a dolphin even if it could—but Ed’s been alone on Mars for all of two days, and honestly, he’s just about ready to murder someone for the chance to talk to someone, anyone, just for a few minutes. He’d take letting Buttons explain moon crater energy to him. He’d take Frenchie’s theories about astrology—and the dude’s a fucking astronaut, how does he still believe in the energy of the constellations and planets when he’s fucking been to one?—or Izzy’s theories on why Ed’s relationships have all failed. He’d take a dressing down by Jackie, if he could just hear somebody say his name, just once. Jackie’s browsing jobs on Indeed.com when there’s a knock at the door. She wonders what the hiring manager at the Lego Store at the Galleria would say about her resume. Director of NASA to Sales Associate - Part Time. Couldn’t be worse than this fucking gig. Geraldo sidles in just as she closes the browser window. She hasn’t slept in 36 hours, and she knows she’s not alone in that. Geraldo’s got that dumb-ass constipated look on his face that he gets when he hasn’t slept in a while. He’s holding his phone like it’s a holy relic. “What.”
October 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Well, in that case, would you like a teaser of chapter 6? (I have seen the full art and it is SO WONDERFUL HWARGGHHGHBHH)
Seven weeks to Christmas The following Sunday, Stede arrives in a blast of cold wind and a string of muttered curses as he unwraps his scarf and doffs his gloves. Izzy doesn't even bother getting out of his chair, just watches Stede shed his outer layers. Stede removes himself to the kitchen, returns in a minute with a glass for each of them. "Hello," Izzy says, and then, as Stede briefly rests one ice-cold hand on Izzy's nape, "Absolutely the fuck not, Bonnet, you can fuck off right back— "I brought you eggnog." "You can leave that on your way out." "There's rather a lot of brandy in it." "Good brandy?" "Would I bring anything else?" "Snob." "I won't apologize for having exceptional taste, Israel." It shouldn't be possible for one (stupid) face to hold this much fondness. Izzy feels pinned,
October 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Proof that I’ve always been Like This™️: Talk Like A Pirate Day, 2006. I was the only person at school to dress up.
A person standing in grass dressed as a pirate with tricorn hat and eyepatch
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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life comes at you fast
Dominoes meme. The little domino reads "watching the hit television program our flag means death" and the big domino reads "reading the nasa directive on how to handle human remains in space"
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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How are you spending your Friday evening? I am trying to get this knot out of my child’s sock
A child’s sock tied in a tight knot
August 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Blue road sign reading “ATTRACTION - EXIT 343 Directions at exit” but the rest of the sign is blank
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This #WIPWednesday is from @ghostalservice.bsky.social and @merryfinches.bsky.social and @kninjaknitter.bsky.social and my Martian AU collab, coming (very!) soon to an AO3 near you!
Stede counts down from ten and promptly bursts into tears. In 1543, Nicolau Copernicus had looked to the stars and dared to ask, And my thought is: why? And also, what if it weren’t like that? although in Latin, and rather more elegantly. Four centuries later, Neil Armstrong stepped foot on the moon. The moon! Eight years after that, Stede had been born sunny-side up, already looking to the sky.
August 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Going into 22nd grade and guys. Guys. I think *this* is the planner that will finally make me get my shit together. Right???
Planner open to August 2025
August 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Moms can be fuckbois too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person with a backwards ball cap and grey tank top tank top
August 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It is not Artie’s week to be custodian of the brain cell
A ginger tabby with a furrowed brow sitting on a picnic table. A pink pool floatie is in the background
August 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Doing some sightseeing before a conference and the Old Bae vibes are strong
but the prevailing theory was that it was a guild of Dutch weavers. The way it worked is each artist had their own little segment, and every day they'd come in and weave a square inch, and by the end of a year maybe you've made a - I don't know. A leg. Or a gladiolus. And then you die of the plague at age 34 and that's it, that's your legacy, but it's part of a bigger picture. A tapestry. And maybe you're not even a weaver, maybe you're the guy who wraps the threads with silver, but it all matters in the end." Tapestry flowers
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Early versions of the script, probably (?)

Some pirate love, and Ed wants the Revenge
David J can write a rad bromance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No super queer pirates on the Revenge
Gonna write them such a rad bromance
David Jenkins’s face is overlaid on Lady Gaga in the Bad Romance music video
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I have a #WIPWednesday! It's a one-shot where Ed starts to get registration emails from dating sites because there's a guy out there who doesn't know his own email address, apparently. ~7k, rated T, probably will post later this week. Based on a couple true stories.
July 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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It’s my birthday! I would love some new music — please comment with your all-time favorite songs and I will make a shared playlist so we can all enjoy!
Screenshot of nomadsland’s profile with balloons and one butt plug overlaid
July 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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ahahahahahaha
July 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Ok this is weird: which of you graffiti’d this on campus?
A drainage cover on a street corner with graffiti reading FANGBONER
July 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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BRB moving to rural Ohio so I can live on Fangboner Rd. Population: Lucius Spriggs, probably.
Maps screenshot of Fangboner Rd
July 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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This is Bubba. He was the worst cat I’ve ever had - knives for feet and a heart full of rage. Cute tho
June 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Sophie Cat was six and a half pounds of floof and eyes. She liked to ride around on my shoulder.
June 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Sending hugs and sugar cubes (I only
nibbled the corners a little) and this dramatic-ass cat
June 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A poll: when you sit on a partner’s lap, do you sit on them like a chair (left) or sideways (right?) There is a correct answer and it is very Stede coded
May 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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My auction socks made by @maddie-stc.bsky.social are here and AMAZING
Black socks with FUCKs knitted in neon rainbow colors on the ankles . The left sock has a neon pink toe cap and the right sock has a neon green toe cap
May 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM