mfs will really see me out here and be like “he don’t paint inclusive space bugs”
April 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
mfs will really see me out here and be like “he don’t paint inclusive space bugs”
i have plans that i cannot share w you because the haters will sabotage me
February 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i have plans that i cannot share w you because the haters will sabotage me
have you swung the hammer of inner strength today?
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
have you swung the hammer of inner strength today?
wearing shirts that i cut the sleeves off of is one of the most important things in the world to me.
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
wearing shirts that i cut the sleeves off of is one of the most important things in the world to me.
i gotta start using this mf more. i can no longer abide twitter.
January 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i gotta start using this mf more. i can no longer abide twitter.
one day someone gonna get on here and see them three warhammers i done did and go “damn these mfs hard”
January 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
one day someone gonna get on here and see them three warhammers i done did and go “damn these mfs hard”
this is the funniest thing they’ve ever put on a magic card
January 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
this is the funniest thing they’ve ever put on a magic card
today, at the age of 32, i will be retiring my pair of VERY TIGHT black jeans for a pair of regular black jeans. we all gotta grow up some time 😔
December 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
today, at the age of 32, i will be retiring my pair of VERY TIGHT black jeans for a pair of regular black jeans. we all gotta grow up some time 😔
my sons canon interpretation of christianity is that god usurped his power from the elf on the shelf and used his elf magic to create jesus.
December 20, 2024 at 1:46 AM
my sons canon interpretation of christianity is that god usurped his power from the elf on the shelf and used his elf magic to create jesus.
