Your friend from The Internet
@nom-de-rigueur.bsky.social
Neurodivergent nerd
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Dude, I appreciate everything that you do in this space. Need more people using their privilege and platform for good
January 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Dude, I appreciate everything that you do in this space. Need more people using their privilege and platform for good
Only £17.50 per person?? A steal! Throw me in gaol.
(Really wanted to make a horny gaol joke but couldn't land the plane)
(Really wanted to make a horny gaol joke but couldn't land the plane)
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Only £17.50 per person?? A steal! Throw me in gaol.
(Really wanted to make a horny gaol joke but couldn't land the plane)
(Really wanted to make a horny gaol joke but couldn't land the plane)
I was trying to come up with a sweet joke about hot dogs, but I couldn't land the plane
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I was trying to come up with a sweet joke about hot dogs, but I couldn't land the plane
Omg! And what a cute video, too!! Congrats, friend ❤️
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Omg! And what a cute video, too!! Congrats, friend ❤️
Reposted by Your friend from The Internet
Which brings us around to my ultimate thesis, which is that the Roman Republic conquered the entire world it knew...because of woke.
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Which brings us around to my ultimate thesis, which is that the Roman Republic conquered the entire world it knew...because of woke.
FUCK YES!!!
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
FUCK YES!!!
The *only* valid uses of zucchini I'm aware of:
1. Chocolate zucchini bread - think "banana bread" but wetter and chocolate; delicious, actually.
2. Grilled - picks up a little smokiness without disintegrating; not bad
3. Confusing people by calling it a courgette; funny on average once
1. Chocolate zucchini bread - think "banana bread" but wetter and chocolate; delicious, actually.
2. Grilled - picks up a little smokiness without disintegrating; not bad
3. Confusing people by calling it a courgette; funny on average once
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The *only* valid uses of zucchini I'm aware of:
1. Chocolate zucchini bread - think "banana bread" but wetter and chocolate; delicious, actually.
2. Grilled - picks up a little smokiness without disintegrating; not bad
3. Confusing people by calling it a courgette; funny on average once
1. Chocolate zucchini bread - think "banana bread" but wetter and chocolate; delicious, actually.
2. Grilled - picks up a little smokiness without disintegrating; not bad
3. Confusing people by calling it a courgette; funny on average once
Congrats on ascending to dadhood!
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Congrats on ascending to dadhood!
Your execution of the "paint chip" idea itself was so good! I loved being able to pick something that reminded me of each recipient: a hobby, a shared memory, a vibe. Your art deserves to be cherished ❤️ and everyone loved theirs
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Your execution of the "paint chip" idea itself was so good! I loved being able to pick something that reminded me of each recipient: a hobby, a shared memory, a vibe. Your art deserves to be cherished ❤️ and everyone loved theirs
Now that I've given these to (almost) everyone, I can post some of these ^_^
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Now that I've given these to (almost) everyone, I can post some of these ^_^
Surely this ought to have been "Wakka wakka again, Pacman"?
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Surely this ought to have been "Wakka wakka again, Pacman"?
Be the market for the breakfast sandwich you wish to see in the world
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Be the market for the breakfast sandwich you wish to see in the world