Nolan
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1st half vs 2nd half xg matches the eye test. 1st half is indicative of the season so far with our set piece xg contributing to almost half of the xg. 2nd half is very impressive with our open play xg getting near a 2 🔥
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
1st half vs 2nd half xg matches the eye test. 1st half is indicative of the season so far with our set piece xg contributing to almost half of the xg. 2nd half is very impressive with our open play xg getting near a 2 🔥
It doesn’t lol. I rather us win every week 😭
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It doesn’t lol. I rather us win every week 😭
Nicest agent I’ve ever seen
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nicest agent I’ve ever seen
United don’t regret letting you go either 🖕
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
United don’t regret letting you go either 🖕
Glad you’re on the Mount Ballon Dor hype train
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Glad you’re on the Mount Ballon Dor hype train
If we don’t score again then I’ll be right lol
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If we don’t score again then I’ll be right lol
Mason Mount will carry us to victory
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Mason Mount will carry us to victory
There’s being frustrated with how things are going and saying things that are against the good of the club. Scholes saying he would advise Kobbie to join Chelsea is against the good of the club
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
There’s being frustrated with how things are going and saying things that are against the good of the club. Scholes saying he would advise Kobbie to join Chelsea is against the good of the club
If only Maguire wasn’t injured 😭
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If only Maguire wasn’t injured 😭
*Pretends to be shocked*
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*Pretends to be shocked*
Trouble at Liverpool 🤣🍿🥤
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trouble at Liverpool 🤣🍿🥤
Cunha gonna show up against his former team for sure
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Cunha gonna show up against his former team for sure
I basically did the bargain bin version of that 💀
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I basically did the bargain bin version of that 💀
Anything but a win against Wolves is unacceptable ngl 😭
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Anything but a win against Wolves is unacceptable ngl 😭
I think they’re thinking us to the Wolves midfielder. Honestly kinda sad that we’re loaning an academy product that started in a final for England to spend 40 million on a different midfielder.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think they’re thinking us to the Wolves midfielder. Honestly kinda sad that we’re loaning an academy product that started in a final for England to spend 40 million on a different midfielder.
He’s blaming his players instead of defending them like he said he would at the beginning of his reign. Can’t trust a single word he says
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He’s blaming his players instead of defending them like he said he would at the beginning of his reign. Can’t trust a single word he says
Welp I think I got all the negativity out of my system. On to Wolves
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Welp I think I got all the negativity out of my system. On to Wolves
Disgraceful theatrics
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Disgraceful theatrics
No courage from our manager
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No courage from our manager