Anyone else find the MASH theme starts playing through their head when they are in Costco at the busiest time of the day?

Pro tip: if your partner never replaces the toilet paper roll in the bathroom, put it on the wrong way. Annoy them into compliance.

"THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

I see. It must be my daughter calling from her bedroom to see if we have ice cream in the freezer.

Took the label off this glass spice jar filled with ground pepper to find the pepper didn't stick to the one spot where the sticker was despite them being on different sides of the glass. @hankgreen.bsky.social, I can only trust you with what the heck is happening here.

The worst part of my wife coming back from a weekend away is that I have to do the dishes before she gets back. Sigh. Why did I do this to myself?

Sure Doctors Without Borders is great, but I'm not a doctor. So, I want to start Doctors Without License.

I swear I'll be better than the icepick lobotomy guy.

As a Canadian, I’d just like to say that it’s great that the Glue Bays made it to the World Series in *checks notes* baseball

Watching historical videos and comparing them to the current climate has made me realize one thing: We need more dinosaurs walking around.

Alright, Bluesky. Gimme all you got!