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Ash
@nokneecartilage.bsky.social
Boring as fuck. Can’t walk. Occasionally post puppers and I used to make the vidya games

UK
Hooray, finally have a physical switch 2 cartridge for a game I don’t already own. Only took six months and big fat clean up of that backlog
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Baby’s third Gremlins Xmas suicide awareness PSA viewing
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can’t escape them
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Dared to mildly criticise naughty dog on reddit for not improving their working conditions after they said they would improve their working conditions and well…
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yup, I’m sure selling last seasons top scorer that’s gotten little to no minutes all season of what seems to be out of spite is such a great idea. The Europa league winning goal scorer being sold in January to the team that dragged their feet in the summer and fucked you over, fucking great
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Been playing way too much DOS2 this year to not immediately freak the fuck out seeing this. ARPG, CRPG, lizard fucking dating sim, I don’t give a shit I’ll be there day one
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Big thanks to TNT for airing Sonny’s spurs return to specifically make me cry before this game has even started
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
20th anniversary or some shite, now stop being stupid and ruining your reputation and get that sex pest out of your new game and stop fucking with people’s Kiwami game saves
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Despite the best efforts of Saudi Arabia's PIF and the richest league in the world's incompetent and meddlesome officials, that's a great battling point from Tottenham. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Maybe now people will actually admit that state owned clubs are clearly in prem officials pockets. Most blatant attempt at match fixing I’ve seen in English football so far and off course it’s a Saudi owned sportswashing organisation in the ref’s ear
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Picture in Picture in Picture, bonus points for both of these players being ass on desktop and Now tv being even worse at 240p on the smart tv
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Another month with zero league wins at N17, this spurs team are absolute shite regardless of who’s in charge. No wonder most fans have stopped showing up and the ones that do are dead silent for 90 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So house of the dragon is 8 episodes again next year? Fuck is the point in even adapting it?
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Could be today, could be tomorrow, could be next month but could also just be never. Let’s hope it’s today so we can finally close the circus for good and leave it to rot
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I know it hasn’t even been two hours yet but it think it’s time for Hayley Williams to just cave and do a stadium tour.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I don’t know what hurts more, my hip or the whiplash in quality between these two
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hasn’t left my side all weekend , however has fallen asleep on my hip more than once and knocked my crutches onto her brother who was sleeping on the floor so they have crazy beef
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Amazing how much more awful a simple bone bruise to my hip is compared to having a bunch of stuff broken, set and inserted into my knees. At least I could still put my boxers on with a giant knee brace in the way
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Radio Silence closing out Weis & Fraser’s The Mummy trilogy after a 25 year break and ignoring the shite one is honestly the only sensible choice Universal could make after that dark cinematic thing failed dramatically, now just get John Hannah back and I’m there day zero
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Annual beg to the spoopies for her return. Plz, maybe next year could be actually be the year?
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Watched Scream 3 at least 20 times and I always forget Lance Henriksen has about three scenes in it. A certain characters Ronald McDonald outfit and amazing fringe is impossible to forget though
October 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM