No Jive Turkey
@nojiveturkey.bsky.social
Gay🏳️🌈Marine 🇺🇲Veteran🇺🇲. I'm a Marine...we cuss. Forest Walker🌲👨🏻🦯. Beer Drinker🍻. Disturbed People Avoider😶🌫️. ⛔No nazis.
⛔No🍊👹🤡cult. ⛔No Jive 🦃🦃🦃.
Si Se Pueda🇲🇽💚♥️
💙💛🇺🇦NAFO🇺🇦🦮 NATO&EU💙🇺🇲🇪🇺🇨🇦♥️ #GoDucks🦆 FDR/Eleanor Democrat
FAFO😂 🕯️"Keep it lit"🕯️Mike Malloy🕯️
⛔No🍊👹🤡cult. ⛔No Jive 🦃🦃🦃.
Si Se Pueda🇲🇽💚♥️
💙💛🇺🇦NAFO🇺🇦🦮 NATO&EU💙🇺🇲🇪🇺🇨🇦♥️ #GoDucks🦆 FDR/Eleanor Democrat
FAFO😂 🕯️"Keep it lit"🕯️Mike Malloy🕯️
It could be worse.
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It could be worse.
And he's STILL bragging about passing a geriatric cognitive test FFS! 🤪🤡🎪
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And he's STILL bragging about passing a geriatric cognitive test FFS! 🤪🤡🎪
The federal guvmint is a freak show.
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The federal guvmint is a freak show.
andrew tate got knocked out
Bishes! 😂
pass it on
Bishes! 😂
pass it on
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
andrew tate got knocked out
Bishes! 😂
pass it on
Bishes! 😂
pass it on
This is definitely a keeper.
📢 Ladies and gentlemen
📢 We present you........
📢 The alpha conserva male
📢 Enjoy 😎
📢 (The one laid out 😁)
📢 Ladies and gentlemen
📢 We present you........
📢 The alpha conserva male
📢 Enjoy 😎
📢 (The one laid out 😁)
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is definitely a keeper.
📢 Ladies and gentlemen
📢 We present you........
📢 The alpha conserva male
📢 Enjoy 😎
📢 (The one laid out 😁)
📢 Ladies and gentlemen
📢 We present you........
📢 The alpha conserva male
📢 Enjoy 😎
📢 (The one laid out 😁)
Did you kill your ex-husband?
Which one?
Which one?
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did you kill your ex-husband?
Which one?
Which one?
Earn more so we can steal more.🤡🧟♂️
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Earn more so we can steal more.🤡🧟♂️
At least he doesn't wear 🍊 paste to cover it up.🙌🏼
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
At least he doesn't wear 🍊 paste to cover it up.🙌🏼
🎶 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎵 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎶 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎵 And a trip to the morgue ⚰️
🎵 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎶 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎵 And a trip to the morgue ⚰️
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
🎶 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎵 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎶 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎵 And a trip to the morgue ⚰️
🎵 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎶 We wish you a jeffrey epstein
🎵 And a trip to the morgue ⚰️
Very sad news coming out of Hollywood. I got knocked outta the headlines for a few minutes so now I have to get on my crazee 🤡 👖 and make it about me again.🙃 MAMA.
Make it
About
Me
Again
Make it
About
Me
Again
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Very sad news coming out of Hollywood. I got knocked outta the headlines for a few minutes so now I have to get on my crazee 🤡 👖 and make it about me again.🙃 MAMA.
Make it
About
Me
Again
Make it
About
Me
Again
I'm not looking for peace...just a peace Prize.🤡🤪
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm not looking for peace...just a peace Prize.🤡🤪
I was busy mastering the perfect 🍊 face paste.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I was busy mastering the perfect 🍊 face paste.
Keeping up with the Smith's
IMO the Smith's won. They're across the street from each other.🙌🏼😘🎄✌🏼🎅🏼💚❤️💚❤️💚
IMO the Smith's won. They're across the street from each other.🙌🏼😘🎄✌🏼🎅🏼💚❤️💚❤️💚
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Keeping up with the Smith's
IMO the Smith's won. They're across the street from each other.🙌🏼😘🎄✌🏼🎅🏼💚❤️💚❤️💚
IMO the Smith's won. They're across the street from each other.🙌🏼😘🎄✌🏼🎅🏼💚❤️💚❤️💚
orangemail:
Many levels of more fuckery than blackmail.
Many levels of more fuckery than blackmail.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
orangemail:
Many levels of more fuckery than blackmail.
Many levels of more fuckery than blackmail.
Tariffs are working...
For ME!
My Swiss bank accounts are stuffed, bishes!😘
Why is his not shot off ear
so greasy? Kinda icky.
For ME!
My Swiss bank accounts are stuffed, bishes!😘
Why is his not shot off ear
so greasy? Kinda icky.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Tariffs are working...
For ME!
My Swiss bank accounts are stuffed, bishes!😘
Why is his not shot off ear
so greasy? Kinda icky.
For ME!
My Swiss bank accounts are stuffed, bishes!😘
Why is his not shot off ear
so greasy? Kinda icky.
🎅🏼he definitely made it to the first page of the naughty list
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
🎅🏼he definitely made it to the first page of the naughty list
And stop lathering him in 🍊 paste too.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
And stop lathering him in 🍊 paste too.
Have we ever seen 🫏 rube ee oh and Miss Flip Flop in the same room? Gotta be the same person.
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Have we ever seen 🫏 rube ee oh and Miss Flip Flop in the same room? Gotta be the same person.
We're actually not interested because it's all so vomitous but we have to be interested cos they so crazy and have power.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We're actually not interested because it's all so vomitous but we have to be interested cos they so crazy and have power.