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NoizyShark
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Latino dude that digs platformers, JRPGs and those games that give you a grade for doing cool combos.
It looks like it's shipping at that price to me, but I also live near a distribution center.
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
During our TGA watch parties my friends and I play a game where we try to guess which gachaslop is on and there's always a new one we've never heard of that pops up.
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Thief? Rogue? We need to return to calling this class THE BURGLAR!
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I've been dreaming of an Avatar fighting game since Sozin's Comet had everyone on both sides fighting at near peak form.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I saw this at Best Buy a month ago and I was like, "Somebody brought back the Kinect/EyeToy in 2025?"

Apparently the people have spoken.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It surprised me seeing it so plainly graphed when a lot of these games have multiple significant playable and supporting female characters. If this is what Final Fantasy is like, imagine those whole ass games with no playable women at all!
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Yeah it's nierrein.com

I just found out the other day on tiktok!
Project B[i]rdcage / NieR Re[in]carnation Revival Project
All prayers lead to The Cage. A fan-made revival project to give the best experience of NieR Re[in]carnation after its end of service in April 2024.
nierrein.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The good news is there is a fan website that attempts to at least archive all the cutscenes of the game. Obviously not the same, but it's something.
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
As someone who saw it opening night with my girlfriend in matching Sonic shirts I agree wholeheartedly.

(Also Last of Us Season 2 was such a mistake how is it nominated)
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
But Sunder, why CAN'T Metroid crawl?
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The kid who sarcastically thanked his "reformed Orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton" leans conservative? Well color me surprised!
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh it's awesome. You got ice bug Vegeta, a bipolar robot that's Data on his own but gets real aggro when he docks with his exosuit, a bisexual-lighting purple shapeshifter lady and generic Space General. He's not a boss though.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That's kinda what happened in MP3. Everyone got Phazon psychosis and Samus was just like, "RIP to you, but I'm different," and never succumbed to phazon crazy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*Translator, it was a single dude with nothing but a massive excel spreadsheet and I'm assuming a ton of coffee.
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM