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Actually Shang Qinghua || 25+ | Any Pronouns | ENG | 日本語を使ってもいい || NSFW ACCOUNT || Mobei Jun, my beloved wife.

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#svsss | #yanshen | #XiuyingWorld [ #OC ]
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Shang Qinghua, why do you live on a shelf in a closet?

It’s not a shelf! It’s a loft! It’s an apartment! If you don’t like it, then go home!!

#svsss #moshang
Mobei Jun attempting to climb up onto Xiang Fei’s loft, angrily muttering, “You live like this?” Xiang Fei is hugging his knees and thinking bitterly to himself, “Then go home!”
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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We go together.

#svsss
Squid Games Parody: Shang Qinghua breaks his dalgona cookie and he smiles and says, “Ah. Bro, we’re so cooked.” Sitting next to him is Shen Yuan, who is mid-breaking his cookie carefully. “What do you mean we?” He asks. Shang Qinghua smashes his cookie with his fist. Shen Yuan is glaring at Shang Qinghua with a disgusted look of disbelief. Next to his head, a little prompt has popped up saying, “system loading 0.01% please wait.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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11.20.2025
Happy birthday, Bai Yun!!

#OC #XiuyingWorld
Modern Day: Wang Jun and Bai Yun slow dancing during their younger years. Modern Day: A young Bai Yun sitting in Wang Jun’s closet with his green sweater tied around Bai Yun’s neck. Regular world: Wang Jun holding Bai Yun’s face lovingly. Regular world: Wang Jun and Bai Yun are hand holding with Bai Yun’s blushing and Wang Jun looking protective.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Mobei Jun is standing imposingly over Xiang Fei, Shang Qinghua’s real body. However, he looks displeased while Xiang Fei looks scared. In the top corner, there’s a chibi of them with Mobei Jun kind of parodying that One Punch Man scene of Saitama pointing and going, “Who’s this child?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Xiang Fei shits his pants when Mobei Jun finds him.

#svsss #moshang
Xiang Fei signs, stating that he misses Dawang when suddenly… a hand shoots out of Fei Xiang’s TV. Moaning Shang Qinghua’s name, Mobei Jun crawls out of the TV while Fei Xiang cries and screams, “Sadako?!”
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Shizun, please don’t die. It’s my fault.

#svsss #bingqiu
A tragic scene of Luo Binghe cradling a fallen Cucumber Shen Qingqiu in his arms under the spotlight. Luo Binghe is crying and screaming Shizun’s name.
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Happy Halloween everyone! From Garlic Hua and Vampire Bei.

#svsss #moshang
Shang Qinghua dressed as in a garlic costume is in the arms of a loving Mobei Jun, dressed as a vampire. This is an on going joke I’ve had for four years. The next on the side says, “Happy Halloween! 2025” Chibi Shen Yuan judgmental asking Shang Qinghua if “this is your thing now” since they do it every year.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Bai Yun would date your grandfather and steal your inheritance 😭

#OC #XiuyingWorld
Modern day AU of my OC, Bai Yun, draped in a larger person’s jacket that’s tied on his neck.
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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They missed their boat.

#svsss #moshang
Mobei Jun is sitting on one of those metal yellow things people tie ships to and he’s glancing at his phone angrily. Side comic: Panel 1: SQH is surfing the net from the toilet when there’s a knock at the door. While sweating, he says, “I’ll be out soon!” Panel 2: Moshang watch as their ship sails off from the harbor, with a sweating SQH going, “Oh, our ship…” Panel 3: Mobei Jun angrily glares at him.
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Shang Qinghua bought the tickets himself.

#svsss #moshang
Shang Qinghua: Don’t worry! I can get tickets! Two economy tickets for cheap! Mobei Jun sees the seat and just feels angrily sad.
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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October 22 is Wu Yi and Wu Ya’s birthday. A pair of twins, each going their own path for what they love.

Wu Yi is the quiet, mysterious one. Wu Ya is the boisterous and spoiled one.

#OC #XiuyingWorld
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Gotta keep the skin hydrated.

#tgcf #junwu
Guoshi staring at Jun Wu’s tits because he has put face masks on both chest, with the nipples coming out of the mouth. “Spa day?” He asks with a blush on his cheeks
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Let me shoulder that burden with you.

#svsss #moshang
Mobei Jun getting his titties held by Shang Qinghua, who is standing behind him.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Shizun really believes in me!

#svsss #bingqiu
Shen Qingqiu giving advice to little Binghe Panel 1: SQQ: Binghe, you might think things are difficult now. Panel 2: SQQ pointing a fan at Binghe: But in the future, it will get a lot better. (With all your wives.) Panel 3: Binghe is in tears from Shen Qingqiu’s words because he’s moved. Shen Qingqiu is visibly confused.
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Prisoners of Fate [OC Light Novel - version 1.0]
300+ pages | 20+ pieces of art | read the content warning!

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#originalcharacter #oc #XiuyingWorld
Full title of an original short novel: Men are not prisoners of fate but only prisoners of their own minds
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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My Boss is an Alpha! [OMEGA BEI]
42 pages | colored | uncensored

Get it here: vgen.co/noizuit/prod...

#svsss #moshang
My Boss is an Alpha!: An omegaverse parody for Scum Villain.
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Sandpaper or Binghe?

#svsss
Shen Qingqiu is living through the moral dilemma that he has to wipe his ass with either sandpaper or Binghe’s photo.
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Xiao Chiye fucking Shen Zechuan. That’s all.

#qjj #balladofswordandwine

Uncensored: www.patreon.com/posts/139070...
It’s a picture of Xiao Chiye dick deep into Shen Zechuan.
September 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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My tits are down here, stop looking into my eyes!

#svsss #moshang
Mobei Jun corners Shang Qinghua and shouts, “I know you love boobs!” Second panel, he’s leaned in with an angry blush, looking wronged. Last panel, he thrusts his chest out and shouts, “I have boobs too! Look at me!”
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I’m uncertain on whether they’re just shy or having an affair.

#svsss #bingqiu
Panel 1: Luo Binghe is holding Shen Qingqiu loving and SQQ is enjoying it. Panel 2: Once discovered, SQQ gets shy while LBH is glaring at the camera for ruining their alone time.
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Demons, but really handsome ones!

Read the alt text if you need to understand the pictures. They’re all references to various scenes in the film.

#tgcf #svsss #mdzs
Main pic: Xie Lian, Shen Qingqiu, and Lan Wangji are reacting to the red-blacks Soda Pop dance. XL is enamored, SQQ is blushing but going OOC, and LWJ is supporting very passionately but his face says otherwise. On the top right, we have AbBei (Mobei Jun as Abby) forcing Shang Qinghua to take his abs signature. SQH is terrified but is saying wow out of fear. Bottom right: San Lang and Black Water He Xuan are judging you. (Based off a reaction pic) Bottom center: Tianlang-Jun wants to steal your soul with his snake nephew in the background. Bottom left: Wei Wuxian guzzling down Tianzi Xiao wine like Runi did with that kimbap.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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and all the roads we have to walk are winding
and all the lights that lead us there are blinding 🎶

—

In the end, Wu Huan would still run through fire and ice for this boy.

#OC #OriginalCharacter
Yaoxiong (left) has had a cry from a stressful day and Wu Huan (right) is reluctantly being his human pillow. They’re teens in grade school. They’ve grown up with each other so they share a deep bond despite the other’s shortcomings.
September 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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My Little Soda Pop 🥤

#svsss #tgcf #mdzs
Luo Binghe (Scum Villain Self Saving System), Hua Cheng (Heaven Official’s Blessing), and Wei Wuxian (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) are doing the KPop Demon Hunter Saja Boy’s “My Little Soda Pop” dance.
August 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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August Request 1
Zhuzhi Lang holding a cupcake in confusion.

#svsss #zhuzhilang
August 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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F this job.

#svsss
Shang Qinghua is staring at the far distance in grimace, with the meme text saying, “me at work trying to be grateful I have a job.”
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM