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Noizchild Johnson
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I am a writer. I write original fiction, fanfiction, and (the occasional) freelance work. I also love anime, Japan, England, Sims, and music. Just your typical thirty-something nerd.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My Laptop is Going to be the Death of Me

For the life of me, I can't figure out what's going on with my laptop. I'm suffering through crashes when I first boot up after a few hours, reboots if it goes to sleep after a couple of hours, and the fast repair failing on me after repeated crashes in a…
My Laptop is Going to be the Death of Me
For the life of me, I can't figure out what's going on with my laptop. I'm suffering through crashes when I first boot up after a few hours, reboots if it goes to sleep after a couple of hours, and the fast repair failing on me after repeated crashes in a row. I've tried everything. Nothing works! I'm going out of my mind here.
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December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I Need Something New (Again)

The year is ending and I feel like I need to make some big changes. I want to get more of my original works out in the world. I did self-publish years ago, but then I got lazy and didn't have the money for a proper editor. I'm going to have to try and work on that. I…
I Need Something New (Again)
The year is ending and I feel like I need to make some big changes. I want to get more of my original works out in the world. I did self-publish years ago, but then I got lazy and didn't have the money for a proper editor. I'm going to have to try and work on that. I might have to try and find myself a better job too.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Where did 2025 Go?

We're in December now. Where did the year go? Time just keeps running away from us. Yesterday, I finished my 30-Day Writing Challenge. What now? It's time for two months of kink writing, of course! That's right! I'm going to use the Kinktober challenges from 2024 and 2021 to…
Where did 2025 Go?
We're in December now. Where did the year go? Time just keeps running away from us. Yesterday, I finished my 30-Day Writing Challenge. What now? It's time for two months of kink writing, of course! That's right! I'm going to use the Kinktober challenges from 2024 and 2021 to give myself a new writing challenge over the next two months. Right now, I'm working on the 2024 one.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Work for the Writing Challenge (Revised)

11/24: Twisted Wonderland 11/25: The Road to Hell 11/26: Twisted Wonderland 11/27: Pretty Lady 11/28: Brave Soldier 11/29: Moon Cavern 11/30: Babylon Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they, in…
Work for the Writing Challenge (Revised)
11/24: Twisted Wonderland 11/25: The Road to Hell 11/26: Twisted Wonderland 11/27: Pretty Lady 11/28: Brave Soldier 11/29: Moon Cavern 11/30: Babylon Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they, in turn, will tell two more people and so on and so forth.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
(Next Week’s) Work for Writing Challege

Monday: Twisted Wonderland Tuesday: The Road to Hell Wednesday: Twisted Wonderland Thursday: Pretty Lady Friday: Brave Soldier Saturday: TBA Sunday: TBA Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they,…
(Next Week’s) Work for Writing Challege
Monday: Twisted Wonderland Tuesday: The Road to Hell Wednesday: Twisted Wonderland Thursday: Pretty Lady Friday: Brave Soldier Saturday: TBA Sunday: TBA Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they, in turn, will tell two more people and so on and so forth.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Work for the Writing Challenge (Revised)

11/10: Brave Soldier 11/11: Pin Up 11/12: Snow Dayz 11/13: Twisted Wonderland (?) 11/14: N/A 11/15: Babylon 11/16: Brave Soldier Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they, in turn, will tell two…
Work for the Writing Challenge (Revised)
11/10: Brave Soldier 11/11: Pin Up 11/12: Snow Dayz 11/13: Twisted Wonderland (?) 11/14: N/A 11/15: Babylon 11/16: Brave Soldier Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they, in turn, will tell two more people and so on and so forth.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Singing Green Ghosts

Singing Green Ghosts They say there is nothing but silence in the lush green near the river. But young Isaac has found out otherwise. He was going to fetch some water from the river down into the forest. He heard stories of the lush green singing when the sun was high in the…
Singing Green Ghosts
Singing Green Ghosts They say there is nothing but silence in the lush green near the river. But young Isaac has found out otherwise. He was going to fetch some water from the river down into the forest. He heard stories of the lush green singing when the sun was high in the sky. His mother told him that when she was a little girl that she fell into the river and was carried deeper into the woods.
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November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Inaba-Sensei’s Kindergarten Class

Inaba-Sensei’s Kindergarten Class I am the god of the woods. I have lived longer than time itself. I used to be worshipped and adored each day. Over the centuries, I have become a forgotten god. Because I had no worshippers, I was trapped in an endless slumber. I…
Inaba-Sensei’s Kindergarten Class
Inaba-Sensei’s Kindergarten Class I am the god of the woods. I have lived longer than time itself. I used to be worshipped and adored each day. Over the centuries, I have become a forgotten god. Because I had no worshippers, I was trapped in an endless slumber. I was just left to rot away. My shrine has been consumed by vines and weeds.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Stats Update for Halloween Specials

Stats on Everything I will be posting on Halloween: Twisted Wonderland: Complete Liminal Visions: Complete New World Order: About 56% complete The Road to Hell: About 38% complete I have two weeks to get everything finished. Wish me luck! While you're at it...…
Stats Update for Halloween Specials
Stats on Everything I will be posting on Halloween: Twisted Wonderland: Complete Liminal Visions: Complete New World Order: About 56% complete The Road to Hell: About 38% complete I have two weeks to get everything finished. Wish me luck! While you're at it... Please follow this blog by clicking the “follow” button on the sidebar. Tell two people and maybe they, in turn, will tell two more people and so on and so forth.
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October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hotel Room

Hotel Room The cigarette hung out from the corner of her mouth. She sat on the foot of the bed, looking out the giant window. How many people could see her from this high up? She loved the notion of some perv looking at her through a telescope. Could she blame them? Many men ogled her…
Hotel Room
Hotel Room The cigarette hung out from the corner of her mouth. She sat on the foot of the bed, looking out the giant window. How many people could see her from this high up? She loved the notion of some perv looking at her through a telescope. Could she blame them? Many men ogled her as she walked by. Long, thin tan legs covered in fishnet stockings.
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October 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yuri Scene

Paige sat on the bed of this fancy mansion as she frowned. She wasn’t in the mood for partying. She was here. How could Jade show her face after what she did? Their friends were all split about the “incident”. Some were on Jade’s side while the rest were on Paige’s side. Paige snorted…
Yuri Scene
Paige sat on the bed of this fancy mansion as she frowned. She wasn’t in the mood for partying. She was here. How could Jade show her face after what she did? Their friends were all split about the “incident”. Some were on Jade’s side while the rest were on Paige’s side. Paige snorted over her drink. “How could she do this to me?” she asked.
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October 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Random Short Piece (Repost?)

Sleep Paralysis Demon Pep Talk Hey, it’s me. Your sleep paralysis demon. Aw, don’t look at me like that. This was the only way I could talk to you. I have a few things I want to say to you. Just hear me out. I am so proud of you. You have been doing so much better than…
Random Short Piece (Repost?)
Sleep Paralysis Demon Pep Talk Hey, it’s me. Your sleep paralysis demon. Aw, don’t look at me like that. This was the only way I could talk to you. I have a few things I want to say to you. Just hear me out. I am so proud of you. You have been doing so much better than you have for the past couple of years.
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September 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Charon Diaries: Part One

Charon Diaries Entry I: Kokomi: Destination: New York A woman in her twenties slowly walked up to an old-looking plane. Her short light brown hair poked from her black hoodie. Said hoodie and black jeans made her body look smaller. Her skin looked so pale in the early…
Charon Diaries: Part One
Charon Diaries Entry I: Kokomi: Destination: New York A woman in her twenties slowly walked up to an old-looking plane. Her short light brown hair poked from her black hoodie. Said hoodie and black jeans made her body look smaller. Her skin looked so pale in the early hours of the morning. The sun hadn’t even come up yet. She had her hands shoved deep into her pockets.
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September 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They didn’t even try!
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Liminal Visions: Christmas

Liminal Visions I: Christmas: Ever since Kaori got her horse back, things started to break down even further in Ikebukuro. 2016 was the year that things spiraled further into the pits of the Wasteland. Before Chisa became Japan's first female prime minister, there were…
Liminal Visions: Christmas
Liminal Visions I: Christmas: Ever since Kaori got her horse back, things started to break down even further in Ikebukuro. 2016 was the year that things spiraled further into the pits of the Wasteland. Before Chisa became Japan's first female prime minister, there were more little flares coming together to feed this endless fire. It all started with a strange little trip to the backrooms.
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September 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
New World Order: Christmas Eve Morning, Ordinary Life, and Warning

New World Order Match One: Christmas Eve Morning, Ordinary Life, and Warning: You don't belong here. Wake up! -Ju- Christmas will be coming up in a couple of days. I was happy to be home at last. Being in that awful house took so…
New World Order: Christmas Eve Morning, Ordinary Life, and Warning
New World Order Match One: Christmas Eve Morning, Ordinary Life, and Warning: You don't belong here. Wake up! -Ju- Christmas will be coming up in a couple of days. I was happy to be home at last. Being in that awful house took so much out of all of us. Yao and I didn't say a word as we drove home.
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September 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Where Did the Year Go?

It's already September. Where did the year go? Pretty soon, it's going to be over. This always happens every year. And yet, we are still shocked by how much the year gets away from us. Why is that, I wonder? Anyway, there are going to be more things that I am working on this…
Where Did the Year Go?
It's already September. Where did the year go? Pretty soon, it's going to be over. This always happens every year. And yet, we are still shocked by how much the year gets away from us. Why is that, I wonder? Anyway, there are going to be more things that I am working on this month like I am always doing every day.
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September 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Let the Ideas Flood

I partially fixed my Facebook saves. I managed to get more of them to load. I will be able to get more ideas for my writing. I've already gotten started on the process. These released saves now gave me inspiration for a new chapter for Red Bull this week. I might try and look…
Let the Ideas Flood
I partially fixed my Facebook saves. I managed to get more of them to load. I will be able to get more ideas for my writing. I've already gotten started on the process. These released saves now gave me inspiration for a new chapter for Red Bull this week. I might try and look for more inspiration in other things. It's floating around in my head.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I Hit Another Milestone

I did it! I hit 100,000 words in my project, Thorned Garden. I updated the copyright for the new chapters as well. (I don't think I did it right. I will have to see the results.) The story isn't over yet. I'm not even at the halfway mark yet. I'm itching to get back to the…
I Hit Another Milestone
I did it! I hit 100,000 words in my project, Thorned Garden. I updated the copyright for the new chapters as well. (I don't think I did it right. I will have to see the results.) The story isn't over yet. I'm not even at the halfway mark yet. I'm itching to get back to the good parts that I am itching to write out.
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August 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I Got Copyrighted!

That's right! My little project that I have been working on since May is officially copyrighted. Once I hit 100,000 words, I will update that copyright. Now that it's all official, I can talk to you a little bit about it. The story is called Thorned Garden. That's all I can tell…
I Got Copyrighted!
That's right! My little project that I have been working on since May is officially copyrighted. Once I hit 100,000 words, I will update that copyright. Now that it's all official, I can talk to you a little bit about it. The story is called Thorned Garden. That's all I can tell you for now. Maybe I will go into more detail when I update the copyright.
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August 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
August is Going to be Busy

August is here and you know what that means! My fic for the Wonderland series, Twisted Wonderland, is premiering this Wednesday! I got a head start on it last week. I might have failed that last day of the 31-Day Writing Challenge, but I didn't come away empty-handed. I…
August is Going to be Busy
August is here and you know what that means! My fic for the Wonderland series, Twisted Wonderland, is premiering this Wednesday! I got a head start on it last week. I might have failed that last day of the 31-Day Writing Challenge, but I didn't come away empty-handed. I can't wait to see where this season goes. I know you're going to like it too.
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August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mediaminer is Back and I’m Happy Now

Mediaminer came back last week and I'm happier for it. I got all my chapters posted and now I can focus on finishing this writing challenge. Speaking of which, I am on the last week. It's going to be Ginger Cat, Moon Cavern, and the Wasteland Project. (The Road…
Mediaminer is Back and I’m Happy Now
Mediaminer came back last week and I'm happier for it. I got all my chapters posted and now I can focus on finishing this writing challenge. Speaking of which, I am on the last week. It's going to be Ginger Cat, Moon Cavern, and the Wasteland Project. (The Road to Hell and Twisted Wonderland to be exact.)
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July 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Mediaminer is *STILL* Down and I’m Pissed

It will now be three weeks and it's still down. I tried to email the webmasters last week, but I got an error message. Grrr! This is getting ridiculous! Did they stop caring or something? Damn it! The list of chapters I need to post keeps piling up.…
Mediaminer is *STILL* Down and I’m Pissed
It will now be three weeks and it's still down. I tried to email the webmasters last week, but I got an error message. Grrr! This is getting ridiculous! Did they stop caring or something? Damn it! The list of chapters I need to post keeps piling up. Someone needs to poke a fire underneath them or something! Meanwhile, I still have work to do.
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July 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM