Brendan Birch
@noitsmeeki.poke.surf
27. Ex-Champion and Hoenn’s greatest disappointment. Recovering vape addict // account run by lark
Currently unemployed so… probably? Just need to make sure my dad doesn’t need anything. I’ve never actually been to Kalos… is it true they’ve got Mega-Evolution there?
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Currently unemployed so… probably? Just need to make sure my dad doesn’t need anything. I’ve never actually been to Kalos… is it true they’ve got Mega-Evolution there?
See, you think you can hurt me when you say stuff like that to me. Plenty of people can handle duty and friendship, sure. I just think you might be deluding yourself.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 AM
See, you think you can hurt me when you say stuff like that to me. Plenty of people can handle duty and friendship, sure. I just think you might be deluding yourself.
Whatever. I’m going to the beach.
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Whatever. I’m going to the beach.
I don’t even know what point I’m trying to make or if there even is a point. Maybe the three of us will never be friends again and this is all moot anyways.
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I don’t even know what point I’m trying to make or if there even is a point. Maybe the three of us will never be friends again and this is all moot anyways.
I don’t know. I haven’t been around, which I’m sure you already know. But I think it’s a bit silly for you to mistake “duty” with “friendship,” is all.
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I don’t know. I haven’t been around, which I’m sure you already know. But I think it’s a bit silly for you to mistake “duty” with “friendship,” is all.
I mean, open invitation for you to prove me wrong! Who knows, maybe I won’t be a wine guy anymore afterwards.
January 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I mean, open invitation for you to prove me wrong! Who knows, maybe I won’t be a wine guy anymore afterwards.
I’m not delusional, Sam. I know I’m not her best friend by a long shot, especially after everything I did. But if anything, I think Wally takes that title.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I’m not delusional, Sam. I know I’m not her best friend by a long shot, especially after everything I did. But if anything, I think Wally takes that title.
You’re right. I can’t prove anything. And even if I could, it doesn’t matter. You’re clearly *helping* her and she trusts you. But best friend? Please.
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
You’re right. I can’t prove anything. And even if I could, it doesn’t matter. You’re clearly *helping* her and she trusts you. But best friend? Please.
But *you* did make her have an episode in the middle of Mauville. Your hands aren’t clean.
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
But *you* did make her have an episode in the middle of Mauville. Your hands aren’t clean.
….You’re right. I did lie to her.
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
….You’re right. I did lie to her.
Which was all by design, I’m sure.
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Which was all by design, I’m sure.
No she fucking isn’t. You wish.
January 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
No she fucking isn’t. You wish.
How do you know that?
January 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
How do you know that?
Eugh… beer. How can you stand the stuff? It tastes like bubbles and bread…
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Eugh… beer. How can you stand the stuff? It tastes like bubbles and bread…
I look like I tried to comprehend infinity!
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I look like I tried to comprehend infinity!
I look like I’m on another plane of existence or at least that I wish I was.
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I look like I’m on another plane of existence or at least that I wish I was.
Dude I’m like 12 in it!
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Dude I’m like 12 in it!
Finally, someone who gets it. Wally calls me a snob, but I like to call myself a connoisseur or whatever.
…Never had an espresso martini. Is it just like… coffee?
…Never had an espresso martini. Is it just like… coffee?
January 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Finally, someone who gets it. Wally calls me a snob, but I like to call myself a connoisseur or whatever.
…Never had an espresso martini. Is it just like… coffee?
…Never had an espresso martini. Is it just like… coffee?
I don’t discriminate when it comes to wine, unless it’s Bad. And usually that means Cheap. I think it’s one of the only things I’ll actually splurge on.
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I don’t discriminate when it comes to wine, unless it’s Bad. And usually that means Cheap. I think it’s one of the only things I’ll actually splurge on.
Oh plenty. Want a peek?
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Oh plenty. Want a peek?