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Brendan Birch
@noitsmeeki.bsky.social
27. Ex-Champion and Hoenn’s greatest disappointment. Recovering vape addict // account run by lark
…fuck this.
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Sounds like a pretty stellar year for her, so. That’s something.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
expressing it the way we’re used to seeing from pokemon. What does she do with the shiny objects you give her?
August 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A kindred spirit… you too have a pokémon that you struggle to understand.

From what I remember about Absol, they aren’t social creatures. Wild ones rarely come to cities or towns and when they do… well. They’re called the disaster pokemon for a reason. Maybe she *is* grateful but she isn’t-
August 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This weekend I’m volunteering to help with some pokémon rehabilitation, if you’re interested?
August 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Like… come with me next time I go? I’d love the help, honestly. Like I said, Hoenn is looking much better these days and everyone does an amazing job but it takes a while for a region to heal from something like that.
August 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’ll hold you to that.

It’s a great hobby to have and it’s even better that you’re getting other people involved and active. My hobby is finding shiny things for my Natu and her pecking my eyes in gratitude.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mm.. aside from Sootopolis, which took the brunt of the conflict between Groudon and Kyogre, I’d say Lavaridge. It’s a retirement town and most of the people there are elderly with compromised immune systems and lungs. The buildings sustained a lot of damage too, of course.
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You mean you won’t breach your contract just to gossip with me? What has the world come to…? /j

That sounded like a compliment, so I’ll take it. You should teach me that one, too. If you have the time, that is. I don’t want to dip into your free time too much.
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
rebuilding what was damaged or lost during the Aqua and Magma war. Hoenn’s starting to look like herself again but… more can still be done. So that’s what I’m doing.
August 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don’t know why I’m surprised it’s the green curry…😄

Barebones indeed… there’s nothing rare on here. But I’m willing to give it a chance.

Oof. Um. A bit of this and a bit of that. Not exactly employed at the moment. Mostly I’ve just been traveling around the region and assisting with—
August 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey.👋🏼

You’ve got an interesting definition of the word “well”, but I know a compliment when I see one. I’m doing better now that I’m making up for lost time.

Cheers. Might end up with a wine after this if they have it. What’s good here? Any recommendations?
August 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ah, employment. What’s that like? Haven’t been employed since I was 14😅

But you’re right, everyone needs an outlet. Is this exclusive to line dancing or can I expect flamenco lessons next time?
August 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
…I’ll see if I can get my hands on a pair. Looks like they sell them in Unova.

What do you mean it’s the only thing you have the chance to “dress up” for, by the way?
August 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Um.. somewhere? Well. Maybe not the boots you’re talking about. You’re thinking about the ones in Orre, right? The cowboy ones?
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I like all food. The fact that it’s Thai is just a bonus. Heading there now! I’ll see you in two wags of a Mareep’s tail or however the saying goes😄
August 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Well it sounds like no time is better than the present, right? I can head over now.
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh, he probably will. He has a way of remembering all the kids he gave pokemon to… which is insane because it’s literally so many. And he’ll be ecstatic😄

Great, I’ll let him know. I appreciate you.
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Makes sense for us to do things all out of order, huh? Besides, he’ll be beside himself.

Damn, has it really been that long? I guess that age is pretty typical to do the gym challenge at… anyways, would you be interested in a trip to Littleroot? We can have another shot at flying on Comet, even
August 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What kind of place are we doing this at? How dressed up can I get?
August 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Speaking of… you ever had a chance to meet my dad?
August 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s all good and also not your fault. He’s stressed and I probably deserved the low blow. I don’t know much about Weir, but it sounds serious. The least I can do is make sure nothing happens to RuRu while he’s gone
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Alright, that’s enough. This is my karma for being a dick to you, I get it, but I said I’d do my part. You’re not the only one invested in her.
August 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM