Noisy
@noisyjones.bsky.social
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Fits right in with traditional units:
12 inches in a foot, but 3 feet in a yard;
16 ounces in a pound, but 14 pounds in a stone;
60 minutes in an hour, but 24 hours in a day.
Nothing consistent or predictable.
12 inches in a foot, but 3 feet in a yard;
16 ounces in a pound, but 14 pounds in a stone;
60 minutes in an hour, but 24 hours in a day.
Nothing consistent or predictable.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fits right in with traditional units:
12 inches in a foot, but 3 feet in a yard;
16 ounces in a pound, but 14 pounds in a stone;
60 minutes in an hour, but 24 hours in a day.
Nothing consistent or predictable.
12 inches in a foot, but 3 feet in a yard;
16 ounces in a pound, but 14 pounds in a stone;
60 minutes in an hour, but 24 hours in a day.
Nothing consistent or predictable.
We 'accidentally' left ours unplugged.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We 'accidentally' left ours unplugged.
It's been back and forth between France and Germany for centuries.
Not one, not t'other, both and neither.
IMHO they just want to be themselves.
Not one, not t'other, both and neither.
IMHO they just want to be themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's been back and forth between France and Germany for centuries.
Not one, not t'other, both and neither.
IMHO they just want to be themselves.
Not one, not t'other, both and neither.
IMHO they just want to be themselves.
Raise you Bridgwater Squibbing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Raise you Bridgwater Squibbing.
Without paper I couldn't have :
a job,
a passport,
got married,
owned a car,
owned a house.
I call shenanigans.
a job,
a passport,
got married,
owned a car,
owned a house.
I call shenanigans.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Without paper I couldn't have :
a job,
a passport,
got married,
owned a car,
owned a house.
I call shenanigans.
a job,
a passport,
got married,
owned a car,
owned a house.
I call shenanigans.
If you won't get rid of the dog ...
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If you won't get rid of the dog ...
They probably need Mandarin as well.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They probably need Mandarin as well.
Thank you, that explains a lot.
I'm clearly the customer from hell:
supermarket slut (I'll go to any of them), blinkered and focused on my mission.
I'm clearly the customer from hell:
supermarket slut (I'll go to any of them), blinkered and focused on my mission.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Thank you, that explains a lot.
I'm clearly the customer from hell:
supermarket slut (I'll go to any of them), blinkered and focused on my mission.
I'm clearly the customer from hell:
supermarket slut (I'll go to any of them), blinkered and focused on my mission.
I usually buy less because I can't find it, then go to another supermarket where I know I can find it all.
I don't see how anyone is better off.
I don't see how anyone is better off.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I usually buy less because I can't find it, then go to another supermarket where I know I can find it all.
I don't see how anyone is better off.
I don't see how anyone is better off.
Can it please include supermarkets moving things.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can it please include supermarkets moving things.
So, potentially Boxing Day is also New Year's Eve ?
I need longer to recover in between.
I need longer to recover in between.
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So, potentially Boxing Day is also New Year's Eve ?
I need longer to recover in between.
I need longer to recover in between.
Only for first offence.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Only for first offence.
I'm just holding out until Meals on Wheels.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm just holding out until Meals on Wheels.
Pronunciation warning ⚠️
"Haze-buruh"
"Haze-buruh"
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Pronunciation warning ⚠️
"Haze-buruh"
"Haze-buruh"
OP also fails by not mentioning with whom the other person would be going out.
Grow one and say "with me".
Grow one and say "with me".
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
OP also fails by not mentioning with whom the other person would be going out.
Grow one and say "with me".
Grow one and say "with me".
The real winner is Nigella.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The real winner is Nigella.
The Faust and the Furious.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Faust and the Furious.
It's a pity that the bottles are PET and the lids HDPE, which cannot be recycled together, thus need to be separated.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It's a pity that the bottles are PET and the lids HDPE, which cannot be recycled together, thus need to be separated.
For such occasions, I have a map to the nearest Starbucks 8 miles away.
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
For such occasions, I have a map to the nearest Starbucks 8 miles away.
Arthur Smith saying "in Balham, Wednesdays are rubbish days".
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Arthur Smith saying "in Balham, Wednesdays are rubbish days".