I said something to my boss earlier that I just realized could be offensive if taken in a certain way 😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I said something to my boss earlier that I just realized could be offensive if taken in a certain way 😭
I have been running on 6 hours of sleep and 2 matchas a day woops
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have been running on 6 hours of sleep and 2 matchas a day woops
I'm about to haunt all the Spirit Halloweens opening near me.
August 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm about to haunt all the Spirit Halloweens opening near me.
3 days weekend just in time for me to wallow in my post bl drama depression
August 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
3 days weekend just in time for me to wallow in my post bl drama depression
I should get some early sleep...I tell myself as I open the social media apps.
August 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I should get some early sleep...I tell myself as I open the social media apps.
It's kinda embarrassing how many songs I like now because of Glee...
July 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's kinda embarrassing how many songs I like now because of Glee...
Ah I love NYC and its trains that smell like pungent piss
July 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ah I love NYC and its trains that smell like pungent piss
-buys something-
😊
-puts it somewhere random-
-can't find it-
😐
😊
-puts it somewhere random-
-can't find it-
😐
June 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
-buys something-
😊
-puts it somewhere random-
-can't find it-
😐
😊
-puts it somewhere random-
-can't find it-
😐
Complained that I'm not hungry yet and that I made too much food but I ended up eating it all anyways 🤷🏻♀️
June 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Complained that I'm not hungry yet and that I made too much food but I ended up eating it all anyways 🤷🏻♀️
-googles what things weigh 40 lbs-
-reads list of common items, example #10 "the heart of an elephant"-
...how
-reads list of common items, example #10 "the heart of an elephant"-
...how
June 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
-googles what things weigh 40 lbs-
-reads list of common items, example #10 "the heart of an elephant"-
...how
-reads list of common items, example #10 "the heart of an elephant"-
...how
Help. I misspelled resonate as resignate
June 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Help. I misspelled resonate as resignate
Ordered an iced matcha latte and all I could taste was the milk. 😔 At least I'm sure he used soy milk
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ordered an iced matcha latte and all I could taste was the milk. 😔 At least I'm sure he used soy milk
Please stop making movie trailers 3 mins long. My attention span is already so bad.
May 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Please stop making movie trailers 3 mins long. My attention span is already so bad.
You're never fixing your sleep schedule
May 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You're never fixing your sleep schedule
Work so hard to get to the weekend only for it to pass in a flash.
April 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Work so hard to get to the weekend only for it to pass in a flash.
How rude of the matcha I drank at midday to kick in now when I have to be asleep.
April 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
How rude of the matcha I drank at midday to kick in now when I have to be asleep.
Started the new job and everything is Apple. I feel like I'm in a foreign country.
April 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Started the new job and everything is Apple. I feel like I'm in a foreign country.
How do ppl use their phone camera as a mirror. I can't see anything.
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
How do ppl use their phone camera as a mirror. I can't see anything.
Why my new job start on April 1st 😐
March 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why my new job start on April 1st 😐
Reposted by noirsky🪷
The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I just can’t change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works.
And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”
And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”
March 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I just can’t change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works.
And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”
And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”
Do you ever just feel like
March 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do you ever just feel like
Why does my brain never let me do anything.
March 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why does my brain never let me do anything.
Watching short horror films until I get scared.
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Watching short horror films until I get scared.
It's time like these while waiting hours at a clinic that I'm grateful for my time blindness.
March 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's time like these while waiting hours at a clinic that I'm grateful for my time blindness.
Wearing all black and none of them are the same shade. 🤨
March 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wearing all black and none of them are the same shade. 🤨