Bruh.
This ain’t a rollout. He’s being shot out of a cannon. 💀

Hey, folks were saying Madison and David were acting “awkward” around each other… Not no more. 🤣😂🤣

They outchea mackin’.

It’s not Madison’s “fault”. However, she’s riding the “they lied yawl!” horse right into the ground. She truly didn’t care about David. Madison knew that first hand, and is using it as a shield for breaking “girl code”. #mafs

A Tale is about to be told. 🤣😂🤣

Did he ever? He needed to start somewhere. His vapid character is ultimately why I question how long Madison stays.

Allen is standing on Business, periot.

David needs to let it go.
#mafs

When Madison first came up the stairs I was like “What is happening here!”

They DO seem to leave *some* room for reasonable doubt, huh?

Sidebar: I noticed that Juan has had 5-6 different mustache and beard combos in just 8 weeks. I’m lowkey jealous. Like he just shaved clean for Decision Day, and I swear he’ll have a full beard again before the day is done.

Right! Juan & Karla are talking to each other like it’s Week 3.

I doze off a little when Camille and Thomas are on screen, so… 🤣

Nah, he played himself. He could have been treated like “St. Allen” by the experts, and let them call Michelle out for being a shrew, if he could have just chilled in the cut until Decision Day.

Michelle won the war of public opinion, by letting David be David. He literally had the moral high ground, until he decided he couldn’t wait 6-7 weeks to pursue Madison.

Right. If doing nothing can be called “loyal”.

He’s the definition of down bad - dry snitching on his own corporate parent, about business practices that even if true, were the same ones that made him a world famous artist. He would rather destroy his own career trying to prove that “They Not Like Us” wasn’t the Song of the Summer in 2024.

Ha! I just joined and was sad you weren’t already here!