Hellsa Lanchester
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Hellsa Lanchester
@noirbitch.bsky.social
Film noir, horror, kitsch and other sexy stuff.
Hell yes!
a black and white photo of a man talking about volume
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December 11, 2024 at 11:59 AM
I’m torn between Barbara and Gloria. Oh, and Marlene, Elizabeth, Bette, Joan, Elsa, Loretta… damn, so many.
a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car wearing a hat and scarf .
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December 10, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I love her, and I’m embarrassed to admit I have no idea how to pronounce her name.
December 10, 2024 at 9:09 PM
There is a lot of exploitation/hagsploitation/sexploitation. I first signed up in the mid 2000s when I had afternoons free and wanted to catch up on horror and weird movies I’d watch on tv late at night while doing high school homework after Letterman.
November 18, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Do you have a cinemageddon.net account? They tend to be a great resource for TV movies (and other rare nasties/lovelies).
cinemageddon
cinemageddon - revisiting the skeletons in hollywood's closet
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November 18, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Who is in this picture? It looks like Henry Kissinger using an electric knife on a raw turkey.

The rye bottle does bring back memories of holidays in Toronto with my parents.
November 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Since leaving my ex, I have discovered a lot of single men in that age range are looking for a wife.

And there are younger men who want a mom with benefits (gosh, that sounds nasty).
November 17, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Your username is perfection.
a man and a woman are standing in front of a large fire .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a large fire .
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November 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Yay, it worked! Thank you!
November 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
What do you use to convert to mp4? The online app I tried wouldn’t let me save it. 🫠
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
She stands out in every role. And that hair flip! ♥️
November 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I’m partway through this and so annoyed with the husband’s jealousy.
November 15, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Loyal wife, but even more loyal mum. Relatable.

I have to rewatch Shaun, but my youngest saw it with friends before she was ready and is afraid. Meanwhile, she has since seen all the Saw movies, but is creeped out by silly zombies.

She was so haunted, she won’t even watch Hot Fuzz. 😭
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Cuddles >>>>>> reading
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 AM