noimkevin.bsky.social
@noimkevin.bsky.social
I'm Kevin
My belly is full and I love the moon.
May 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Guano?"
That goes in energy drinks, right?
February 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm burnt out, but cuter and French i.e. "brüléed out"
January 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Unscented" does not necessarily mean "scent-less."
January 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm going to open up an ice cream parlor named "Scoop du Jour"
December 31, 2024 at 11:50 PM
"I could devote my whole life to diorama" -B🎭
December 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Someone at work just said cherry "compost" instead of "compote." 🍒🗑️♻️
December 13, 2024 at 8:28 PM
"I'm watching a video about someone decorating an elaborate Chappelle Roan cookie.... I'm also at 1% battery power."
December 13, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Picking up a parenting book:
"Oh, does this teach you how to be a parent? I wanted to know how to be a baby."
December 8, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Kangaroos have agency.
December 8, 2024 at 3:45 AM
"Peanut butter is a boy food."
#Brittanyisms
November 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM