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Noigel Arcane
@noigel.bsky.social
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He/Him, skeets on AEW wrestling, TTRPGs, and pleasant weird life stuff.
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#HEMA #Bolognese #Tempo
Screenshot of a Google search results page for the query “Attacking ‘inside of tempo’.” At the top, an AI Overview explains: “Attacking inside of tempo” refers to a Beyblade battle strategy where a Blader strikes when the opponent’s Beyblade slows down and drifts toward the stadium edge. Timing and anticipation are key to landing a decisive hit. Below that, a section titled “How it Works” lists three steps: Observation: Watch the opponent’s Beyblade, noting spin speed and position. Timing: Wait for it to slow and move toward the edge. Execution: Launch a powerful attack when it’s most vulnerable. Next is “Why it’s Effective” with three points: Vulnerability: Easier to knock out when slowing. Surprise: Harder for the opponent to counter. Power: A well-timed strike can end the match instantly. On the right, three Beyblade Wiki cards with small images: Top: Gingka Hagane, caption mentions losing his bey spirit after defeat by Ryuga. Middle: Damian Heart and Jack, noted as surviving the Hades City crash. Bottom: Ryuga, described as the ultimate rival and wielder of L-Drago. Further down, a TV Tropes link titled “Characters in Beyblade: Metal Fusion” referencing theories of relativity and Tempo’s blade hole. The “People also ask” section includes: What is the name of Ryuga’s Beyblade? Is Beyblade Metal Fusion an anime? Is Doji in Metal Masters? Who is the main character in Beyblade Metal Fusion? A colorized Renaissance-era diagram of a Bolognese gentleman in full regalia, limbs outstretched like a compass rose. Each arm and leg is annotated with Italian fencing terminology, left and right—“Roverso fendente,” “Dritto tondo,” etc. —mapping out the lines of attack. His posture, however, reads less like deadly precision and more like bewilderment or exasperation, with a "What the Hell is This?" or "Wait, is this Tempo?" expression.
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Circle of Life
The same strange weed / berries from a couple weeks ago. It’s now done/finished.
September 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Imagine being a person that croaked because you ate a few of those weird brush berries that a Youtube video stated was a home remedy.

I don’t know anything about this particular plant, maybe I should watch that Youtube vid…

Nah…
Some black or dark blue wild berries on a pink/purple stem. The leaves are senescencing from green to yellow and a few bits of pink are showing through and outlining leaf edges as the chlorophyll goes. This is a very happy weed, whatever it is, those berries look delicious. Closer shot of the berries. They have a structured organization kind of like grapes but a little tighter and closer together. The black berries on the pink/purple stems are very bright and contrast strongly with the green but yellowing end-of-summer colors. Close up of a changing leaf. Its 99% yellowy-green but with a pink edge outlining it. Pinks and purples in nature are so rad.
September 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Going to tell my kids that this is Yellowjackets. #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼
Two wrestlers, Megan Bayne and Penelope Ford on the AEW entrance ramp. Bayne wearing a tribal crown of feathers and Ford wearing a tiara-like crown fashioned from deer antlers. Yellow lights glow behind them.
June 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Dustin’s facepaint looks like it could be a tribute to Wyatt. #AEWDoN
Dustin Rhodes in blue face paint with a subtle white lightning effect in the background along with exposed, jagged teeth going all the way up to his ear.
May 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Third guy looks like a young Leland Orser
Close up picture of Leland Orser from a role in E.R.
March 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Last 4 characters saved in your phone are your DnD party:
Rowdy Roddy Piper as Nada from “They Live” with a shotgun. Clancy Brown as Sgt Zim from Starship Troopers casting his version of “glitterdust” (lighting a giant bug monster on fire). Chewbacca the Wookie on a Valentine’s Day card. A dual katana-wielding black cat in samurai armor.
March 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Gene Hackman portrayed fantastic villains. Doing so is an amazing, underrated, and underappreciated skill set. Not being a villain for real but putting on the wolf's clothing and making our hearts bleed for the heroes. Hackman understood & excelled at it.

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February 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Just got an EDC Canvas Pouch/pocket organizer to replace my wallet. So far it’s fantastic! My phone fits beside it in my pocket and it honestly feels like it takes up less space and allows me to carry more. There’s also velcro for fun patches.

*Every Day Carry
A canvas fabric green “Every Day Carry” pouch, with two open-mouthed slots, one holds a pocket knife, the other a usb rechargeable laser pointer/flashlight/blacklight combo pen. There’s a sturdy zipper in the middle dividing the two pockets mentioned with a pouch that sits both between those pockets and under them. About 10-14 generic credit card sized cards showing from the middle zipper pouch. (I was careful to hide any card info) The back of this green EDC pouch which has a single item-wide pocket section big enough for about a 5” notepad. The external facing portion of the canvas pocket is green velcro. On it, I have arranged Velcro stickers of the blonde Chad meme face staring at a delicious hamburger with a huge jalapeño on top.
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I need some of these shirts. #AEWDynamite
John Moxley in a green button up shirt
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Why are you like this?

Wait…

FUCK!
A search engine (DuckDuckGo) with the question: “Why is Dan ChickHolla like this?” A returned result from the previous DuckDuckGo search with “Dan doesn’t care.” highlighted.
January 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Reminder to get your COVID booster shots, everybody. #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼
Lio Rush and Action Andretti are kneeling in front of a smokey AEW entrance and slav-squatting in their new pillowy but red spiky jackets. For the mind’s eye, Lio has about 15 red spikes protruding from the bubble-goose exterior of his jacket. Each spike’s base is big enough to sit on a person’s head like a pointy doofus hat that they used to make kids wear in America in the 70s and 80s and each spike is uniformly about 16 inches long. Andretti is equally ridiculous, and even better, sleeveless. Love these guys. Hey, are you following me yet? Please do!
January 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Was making white-people tacos and the shells kept closing. What could I hold them open with that wouldn’t burn? Tostitos! Frito Lay, hook me up with a sponsorship.
Three hard taco shells each with a single tostito wedged in them. Ideally you want to find a tostito that’s 70-80% intact. Keeps them wide open.
January 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Hey Ikea, you’re a bunch of assholes for this one. People already traumatized putting your stuff together and then they have to pause to combat-peel your damn shitty stickers off. Get better stickers Ikea! You hear me Ikea?

#ShameABrand
Table legs, each with a goddamn white sticker adhered to it that WILL NOT come off in one piece. Ikea, get your house in order.
December 24, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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What a gift for the holidays!

Karen held her own and really knows how to put over the boys.

@rjcity.bsky.social proves once again that there’s a place for heart and buffoonery in wrestling… and in bed.

youtu.be/-KmvC5h2pX8?...

#AEW #WrestleSky 🤼
RJ City in the center of the camera shot, tucked in bed, with a thousand yard stare on his face. Karen Jarret, Jay Legal, and Sonjay Dutt are on his left, Jeff Jarret, on his right, is waxing on about something, and Satnam Singh is just below him, probably crushing RJ’s legs. The same group as the previous picture, still in the same formation, but they are hugging and smiling and RJ is drawing everyone in tight with a hug and is smiling this time.
December 22, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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(Cont) It’s a massive Construct made of dead bodies but it isn’t undead itself. It’s got an anti-magic field that basically turns off all magic attacks/casting, reduces all of our modifiers, and makes our weapons mundane. It’s an EPIC monster that turns off options and makes the fight REALLY HARD.
An epic-level grisly golem made of dead bodies. Pathfinder is not the Wu-Tang Clan, it’s for adults!
December 17, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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🤠 🤼 #AEWCollision
The Hanged Man tarot card featuring an upside down person wearing a blue blouse and red tights that honestly Adam Page could likely “pull off” if he wanted to wear them. Interestingly, this singular shown person’s legs are in a figure four position.
November 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Honestly, I would love if Kyle takes Beast to the edge and @kingserpentico.bsky.social pulls off a win here. I’m not sure how time works but surely this is right, right?
Natalie Portman in two successive photos that are stacked on top of each other, one naively smiling on top, followed by one on bottom where she realizes that time surely does not work this way and Snakeman is a goner.
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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“Harley-gram is just Harley! Why is nobody else seeing and saying this?!” #CEO #AEW #Wrestlesky 🤼
Mercedes Monè is in front of a purple and magenta wrestling set, likely at the entrance of the “heel tunnel” that she just walked through. She’s holding two title belts, one on each shoulder. She’s starring down the barrel of the camera, one exasperated palm up and her face a full-on angry “mid-talking” scowl as if she’s complaining about how awesome Harley is and why Monè-gram will now never be a real thing.
November 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Reminder to get your COVID and Flu shots. I only discovered the cute little bandaids right before bed. (Hey! I don’t look when getting shots.)
Here we have a picture of Noigel taking a bathroom selfie. He’s topless and has a different colored bandaid on each upper arm. He’s trying real hard not to make the strained eagle claw hand that most people do in mirror selfies and he’s holding the phone horizontally. Of course, he cleaned the mirror first.
November 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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A roll from tonight’s Pathfinder game. #TTRPG
A roll20 dice roll of five six-sided dice resulting in five natural ones. A quite rare occurrence.
November 12, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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(Thread) #AEW Penelope Ford vs Robyn Renegade (very imp. to put 1st names w/ twins) match. 1) These two women love each other. You can see & tell it in the strikes. 2) Both during & after the fight, Ford talks like a regular person and god is it refreshing, Ford don’t change the voice. 🤼
A screaming bald actor with a goatee, Bryan Cranston, in a former episode, guess they are all former now, in a former episode of tv show (remember those?) Breaking Bad that became a meme.
October 27, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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#AEW Question for you: If there’s a tug-of-war between the two does Rush pull Mortos into a more visceral style or does Mortos pull Rush into “fun bull meme-dom”?

When they tagged against the Outrunners a while back it had to feel like walking into Toon Town and Rush held his own reality. 🤼
Poster of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” showing all the borrowed I.P. characters, all the cartoon characters, and a singular lone real-human actor, Bob Hoskins. Someone edit in Rush, Mortos, and the Outrunners, I dare you.
October 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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(End thread)

#10Candles, created by Stephen Dewey (2015). One-shot horror, uses real tea candles going out to help tell the story. Highly recommended.

First game I EVER ran and running an indie game first is rare in the #TTRPG space. If there’s any poetry in the world, it will also be my last. 🎃
A picture of the Ten Candles book cover. A moody cover, 80% dark, with a five-person group shining burnt orange flashlights in their vicinity. The group is in the background of the image. In the foreground, more than eight black praying mantis creatures crowd around the border of the image, as if they and the camera are both atop a building and they are about to rush down and attack the group.
October 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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I’m taking the Bluesky approach. See you on the other side. #AEW 🤼
Picture depicts muting the word WWE from my Bluesky account. Picture depicts muting the word Jericho from my Bluesky account.
October 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM