Adventures In Sacred Cows
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Adventures In Sacred Cows
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I write stuff, just not here, apparently.
I like it. But a few more spikes, some armed guards, and a moat would really enhance the dystopian vibe.
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Hahahaha! Too good!
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Agreed! Have you heard Silver Shade? I thought it was pretty good in points.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Never get enough of this one. You can taste the Bauhaus.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
That Capitalist Lion Tamer with his Fancy Plans and Pants to Match was one of the best shows on the internet.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I always appreciated The Swell Maps reference in that one. Even if it was snide, it was surely the only time a band name-checked them in a song.
June 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I always had a soft spot for this one.. (Added bonus: Robyn Hitchcock plays on the b-side/Alligator Man.)

youtu.be/Qv49Nzk6iw0?...
Knox - Gigolo Aunt (Syd Barrett Cover)
YouTube video by CoverVerse
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May 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
...And tariffs. The world's new dance craze.

Come on everybody, meet the new sheriff
He’s gonna tank the economy and do the tariff
March 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You are right AND hilarious. Once again, you have pierced the veil of truth with perfectly-placed eye pokes.
March 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
That'll happen if you're just a modern guy.
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Keaton, Chaplin, Looney Tunes and so much more.
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Still sounds perfect to my ears.
April 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM