I hiccuped while doing my daily stretches and pulled a muscle. I am officially old.

I could never hear my old neighbors through my bedroom wall, but I can hear *everything* that goes on with my new neighbors. While that doesn't bother me, I'm now genuinely concerned what my old neighbors had to endure for over a year. I'm so sorry guys.

My Twitter account used to be silly jokes and memes, and has devolved into a political nightmare. I'll keep that ugliness over there, and this will be my new happy-go-lucky account. ❤️

I love cinematic intros to bosses in video games, but please, please, please don't make me watch it every time I enter the fight. If something kicks my ass 32 times I really don't want to watch the intro every single time, it's just salt in the wound.

Suicide Prevention is a very important cause to me and based on multiple skeets on my skyline:

📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too)

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860

🏳️‍🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386

Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.

I suppose I should do some form of #promosky to meet new people here (God it feels weird not calling it a tweet)

Some things I like:

- Human Rights for everyone
- Elden Ring and other Souls-likes
- Monster Hunter
- Overwatch
- Trivia
- Football
- Cats
- My GF
- Meeting new people
- Dumb memes

Time to begin the arduous process of tracking down and adding all my moots from the dumb bird app.