I liked his emotional climax when he admits he first degree murdered that kid and decides to confess, and the end credits reveal he actually went and confessed to manslaughter instead lol

they just discovered pita wraps and they have that one thrift store called like "trinkets and treasures" that's open 1 hour a week, so I think they'll be ok

I mean yeah, most people can see by now that the dems cannot be counted on to stop people getting fucked over, so if that's gonna happen no matter what, some of them would rather feel like they're on the "winning side" of something. it's stupid, but no more so than continuing to believe in the dems.

one of the best parts of my job as a designer is when we get a client who's just some individual person with 1/4 of a hairbrained idea for a product and some money to throw at it. doesn't happen often enough.

rumors from the east should be included in prime

idk I guess I'd indiscriminately bomb a bunch of buildings in the middle of a city and just kill as many civilians as I needed to get the job done. is that what you wanna hear you little freak?

no I don't think that's it. good first try though.

this actually won't destroy him at all, sorry.

me too. I don't get the impulse because as long as I'm just on here posting anyway, it's way more fun to start out assuming stuff like this is what it appears to be than to think of a reason why it's actually boring.

everyone's calling insurance fraud in the comments. as always, people are afraid to believe that anyone could actually do something in real life!

how do you not get it yet lol

no thank you

easiest ever opportunities to become a global hero are just sitting out there waiting. these prices will not last!

actually the original caption is still more apt for that image

oh do you have a vinyl player

as a graphic designer, days like this are what we live for. can't wait to start utilizing these.

everyone at every bar and coffee shop in wisconsin was talking about aukus nonstop. he would have fucking won...