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No Fun Berg
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Boring nerd.

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So you’re saying I need to upgrade.
A photo of a wall in a room. The man subject is a trio of prints by Harebrained: Delicious Chicago Pizza, Wesley Willis, and The Chicago Grid system. Beneath it are smaller pictures by other artists and the top shelf of a book case. The shelf has a variety of art books on it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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@jimmykimmel.com

Assuming this is a scam, might want to let people know.
A (likely) scam text claiming to be from Jimmy Kimmel. The body reads “TO: Jimmy Kimmel FROM: You I support your brave stand against Trump. Don’t back down! Sign the Open Letter: stopreps.org/l/viJx1T SR Text STOP to quit”
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Survey is strangely worded, if for west-siders.
A screenshot of a survey. It contains a list of neighborhoods to choose from. It reads: Select the community in which you currently live. • Humboldt Park • Hermosa • Garfield Park/West Garfield Park • North Lawndale/South Lawndale • Austin • Belmont Cragin • East Peoria • West Peoria • Peoria Heights • East Bluff • Other (please specify)
September 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Things look normal at Polygon.com. Maybe they hired someone from DOGE?
A junk email from polygon.com. Both subject and body are just a string of the letter r repeated.
June 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Easiest campaign contribution ever.
A black cat and a peach cat cuddle on the couch. The black cat is resting his head on the peach cat.
May 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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No, smart lock company, you don’t need to send me holiday alerts.
A notification from the U-Tec app: “Alarm: Mother’s Day. We’re celebrating the amazing moms who keep our homes safe.”
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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At least once a month a cat must make a human ask “how did they get up there?” or they lose their professional credentials.
A black cat balances carefully on the top of a door.
April 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Me, as long as it continues downward:
Classic “Sickos” image from The Onion political cartoons. A disheveled man, labeled “SICKOS” on his shirt, stands behind glass, hands against it. He is saying “Yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
March 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A black cat and an orange/peach cat cuddle in the corner of a couch.
February 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes sits at a folding table selling lemonade. There is a sign across the front of the table, which reads “Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind.”
January 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I gave my cats their own chair. It was the only way to end the war.

It also meant my wife got a new chair for her desk.
A large orange sleeps on a black office chair. Between the seat and the cat is a red blanket. He takes up almost the entire seat.
January 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
Troy Barnes(Donald Glover), Abed Nadir(Danny Pudi), and Annie Edison(Alison Brie) from the TV show Community. Troy and Abed are dressed as characters from, Inspector Spacetime.
December 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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They force you into receiving junk mail and then it’s only redeemable on VUDU.
January 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Congratulations, @retronauts.bsky.social, you’re my most listened-to podcast of 2023! This award has no cash value and I can’t pretend it will pay in “exposure,” but hopefully it will at least amuse.
January 8, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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These cats.
A photo of two cats laying next to each other on a couch, an orange cat and a black cat. The orange cat has his arms wrapped around the black cat. It is adorable.
December 10, 2023 at 7:01 PM