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Natalie
@noflashingneon.bsky.social
A small jazz band of embroidered animals
Notice how adding water is bad.

Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The danger there is burning your garage down deep frying it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Loads of Americans think of all their archaeology as native american heritage and think it has nothing to do with them as a result, I think.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What do they think elope means? Do they have it confused with trafficking or child marriage or something.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Not in my office, unfortunately 😔
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just realised this was yesterday! But still no
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Not for me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The chip pan. There was an advertising campaign (Ban the Pan!) to stop people heating litres of cooking oil to boiling point in a big saucepan on the cooker to make chips (or french fries, as you call them).
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
🎂better than the alternative ⚰️
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I've noticed this on websites recently too.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM