FYI the lake monsters are great they only eat assholes who had it coming.

I feel like this 100% would have happened if it was the Lions vs Bills.

My wife recently bought some pop tart knock offs that apparently have 20 grams of protein. I’m skeptical but I will probably give in and try them eventually.

Sirianni has the vibe of a fan who is asked to leave the game at halftime but he is the coach so he gets to stay.

It's only one year and I think the Falcons have to pay him and have a cap penalty if they cut him but maybe.

I don’t think there is any way the Browns could afford him with that Watson contract they can’t get out of.

This one is easy. Depending how Penix plays as the starter and how they both play in camp he is either the starter at the beginning of 2025 or a rich man’s Andy Dalton backup in case Penix gets hurt plays like early 24 Bryce Young.

Must be in Chicago

So he couldn’t go to KC mostly, and injury insurance. They will probably use him for a bunch of five yard throws when they face a playoff team that is good against the run.

Maybe it wasn't rigged like in the old days (you're going to go down in the 5th) but it was rigged like all the Jake Paul fights. Almost 60 year old opponent, 14 once gloves, a contract that pays more the more rounds the fight goes, etc.