Noemi Betancourt
@noemib.bsky.social
Puerto Rican romance novelist born/raised in NYC and living in FL w/hubby & fur babies. Self-published with more to come. ISO literary agent and/or publisher. Check out Darkest Rendezvous and The Case of the Deadly Dressmaker on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
Give the man a box of nails and he'll hammer himself into a nice big Darwin Award.
March 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Give the man a box of nails and he'll hammer himself into a nice big Darwin Award.
Nah, everybody knows lesbians aren't real. They're just REALLY good friends.
March 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Nah, everybody knows lesbians aren't real. They're just REALLY good friends.
It shouldn't have to be said that if you're okay with discrimination against ANYBODY in exchange for the promise of lower grocery prices then you're on the wrong side of history.
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It shouldn't have to be said that if you're okay with discrimination against ANYBODY in exchange for the promise of lower grocery prices then you're on the wrong side of history.
While at the same time calling themselves Christians. These are probably the same people who think Jesus was weak. The fact that being a decent person is now political is just sad.
March 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
While at the same time calling themselves Christians. These are probably the same people who think Jesus was weak. The fact that being a decent person is now political is just sad.
Coward. Also, shame on all the people who turned a blind eye to Trump and the GOP's BS because they only cared about themselves and what they thought affected them instead of what's good for society. Now that it's coming back to bite them in the ass, NOW they're concerned.🙄🖕🖕🖕
a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch with a bag of chips and a picture on the wall .
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March 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Coward. Also, shame on all the people who turned a blind eye to Trump and the GOP's BS because they only cared about themselves and what they thought affected them instead of what's good for society. Now that it's coming back to bite them in the ass, NOW they're concerned.🙄🖕🖕🖕
How many authors have we heard about making it big after being rejected by publishing houses over and over again? Just keep doing your thing and maybe someday it'll happen to you🤩
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How many authors have we heard about making it big after being rejected by publishing houses over and over again? Just keep doing your thing and maybe someday it'll happen to you🤩
I wonder what happened to the people who voted them down like that. Where are they now?🙃
February 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I wonder what happened to the people who voted them down like that. Where are they now?🙃
He could've just kept his head down, his mouth shut, and retired in peace as a hero after 9/11
a man in a suit and tie is holding a can of soda and saying but noooo
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January 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
He could've just kept his head down, his mouth shut, and retired in peace as a hero after 9/11
I'm starting to run out of places to advertise my books and craft businesses. Guess I'll have to go old school and start stapling fliers to telephone poles. Hmm, I wonder how much it costs to rent one of those skywriter planes?🤔
a plane is pulling a banner that says yaaaaas
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January 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm starting to run out of places to advertise my books and craft businesses. Guess I'll have to go old school and start stapling fliers to telephone poles. Hmm, I wonder how much it costs to rent one of those skywriter planes?🤔
Yeah, that outfit sure was a... choice. Why is it the more money these AHs have the dumber they choose to look? Does money make you more tacky or just amplify it?
January 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yeah, that outfit sure was a... choice. Why is it the more money these AHs have the dumber they choose to look? Does money make you more tacky or just amplify it?
*sigh* well, that didn't take long, did it?🤦♀️
January 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
*sigh* well, that didn't take long, did it?🤦♀️
I can only imagine how horrific it is over there. I'm glad you're safe. After Helene and Milton blew through last year, we had to evacuate but was extremely lucky not to have any damage. But seeing the devastation around the community was mind blowing. The survivor's guilt afterwards was awful.
a brown and white teddy bear hugging each other with hearts flying around them
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January 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I can only imagine how horrific it is over there. I'm glad you're safe. After Helene and Milton blew through last year, we had to evacuate but was extremely lucky not to have any damage. But seeing the devastation around the community was mind blowing. The survivor's guilt afterwards was awful.
They used to be until they started getting cheap with the cream. I'm sorry but that is NOT double stuffed. Screw you, Nabisco!
a woman wearing sunglasses stands in front of a yellow door
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January 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They used to be until they started getting cheap with the cream. I'm sorry but that is NOT double stuffed. Screw you, Nabisco!
Are private firefighters a thing? In my life I've never heard of that. Or is that something else that's exclusive to the uber rich? Get out of the house, Scrooge.
January 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Are private firefighters a thing? In my life I've never heard of that. Or is that something else that's exclusive to the uber rich? Get out of the house, Scrooge.
Yes, The Deadly Dressmaker, Darkest Rendezvous and my short story, Romancing Mrs. Claus are currently available on Kindle.
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January 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yes, The Deadly Dressmaker, Darkest Rendezvous and my short story, Romancing Mrs. Claus are currently available on Kindle.
www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store...
www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store...