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Your flawed friend, Noel
@noelrmayer.bsky.social
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I bitch a lot about sports and cunty people.

Artist for peace who does his best and awaits his punishment. ✡
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Quick and dirty Photoshop. I mean, it was RIGHT THERE.

#SF26 #Ferrari
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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There are so many things with this team... Like, going from Giacomin to JD to Vanbiesbrouck to Richter to Hank to Igor is just fucking stupid. And then there's the fact that we got this kid for Brassard and a second-rounder.

#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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You sign this kid until 2035 RIGHT FUCKING NOW, or I'll love you marginally less for about 48 hours. You've been warned.

#LFC #YNWA
Dominik Szoboszlai celebrating his first goal against PSV, 26. 11. 2025.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Meanwhile at the McLaren Academy

#F1 #F1A #EllaEllaElla
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Threw my back out 2 days ago, can barely move without screaming, but I guess there's always a silver lining.

#Duolingo
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Another treasure left us. Sweet dreams, Diane.
Picture of Diane Keaton and her golden retriever, Reggie. Photo by Ruven Afanador
October 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Impeccable choice by the Norwegian Nobel Committee for the peace prize. Did they tell Cheeto Mussolini yet? Very much looking forward to the tantrum. Autocrats and their lackeys can eat a bag of dicks.
Maria Corina Machado addressing supporters at a protest in January, 2025. Photo by Leonardo Fernández
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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85.

@johnlennonofficial.bsky.social
Portrait of John Lennon. Photo by Stefano Chiacchiarini
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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See you in June.

#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY #OpeningNight
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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What a beautiful human to lose. Safe journey, Dame Jane.
Portrait of Dame Jane Goodall
October 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Share your favourite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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When you hear that one fucking mosquito at 2 am
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Rest easy, Sundance
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This'll be fun tomorrow. Photo taken on 09/09/09, 16 years ago to the day. You guessed it, the kid is Dom.

#LFC #YNWA

📷 Hungarian Football Federation
September 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Telling a story whilst dating, comfortably in your forties
July 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I don't think I've ever started watching a match crying. Beautiful by Preston.

#LFC #YNWA
Ben Whiteman paying respects to Diogo Jota and André Silva before Preston v Liverpool, in front of the visiting fans with a wreath placed on the pitch.
July 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Oh god no no no no no no NO

😢

#YNWA #LFC
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Yesterday was beautiful. When you think of Hungary, please don't equate us to our teeny-tiny cunt of a dictator. He'll be ousted soon. THIS is us. Love always wins. 🌈

#Pride #LGBTQ
Picture of Budapest Pride's crowd crossing Elisabeth Bridge in the heart of the Hungarian capital. An estimated 200 thousand people participated.
June 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Went to see AC/DC kick off their European tour yesterday in Prague. Fuckers still only know 2 keys, 6 chords and 8 notes, but by god, if this was the warm-up, the rest of you will have the time of your lives. They cannot miss.

[Insert superlatives here]
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This is what happens when minor TV celebs run the country with the largest army. Bet the ratings are fucking good...
A banner with the phrase, 'STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU FUCKING TWATS'
June 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Kids, let this be a lesson. Don't be dictators. Look at this twunt...

#Orbán
Collage of 4 images. In the top row Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, laughing, and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz from the 2005 film, 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. In the bottom row two images of Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orbán, resembling the characters above.
June 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Signing Wirtz after signing Frimpong is a very wise move. They're chemistry is brilliant. Signing Kerkez whose chemistry is off the charts with Szoboszlai is fucking genius.

#LFC #YNWA
May 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Is this too much to ask for?

#F1 #Ferrari

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John Surtees at Watkins Glen in his iconic white and blue Ferrari 158
April 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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The first Greek and the first Hungarian. The first Dutch manager. The 20th. Couldn't bleet until I got rid of all the tough man-sweat outta my eyes. What a perfect afternoon. Thank you, lads.

❤️❤️

#YNWA #LFC
Group photo of Liverpool FC after becoming England's champions for the 20th time. Liverpool FC squad in front of The Kop after becoming England's champions for the 20th time. Dominik Szoboszlai and Kostas Tsimikas taking a selfie in front of The Kop after winning the Premier League. First Hungarian and first Greek player to win the title.
April 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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That's an... interesting... design choice. #HBOMax
April 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM