This might be my new anthem.

The beauty of the English language is that I fully expect this to be a travel warning about driving in the snow. Might add this delight to my regular turn of phrase 😁

My Husband runs this. That's him that is. And I also play every year. Compiling my list of people I think might succumb next year, over the Christmas/new year period is now one of our wholesome holiday traditions 😂

Finished 2024 with a Sophie Ellis Bextor concert on BBC One. What a *treat* 👀😬🙄 *Thanks* BBC

That's the essentials taken care of. Happy Move-in day! @mrtymrschno.bsky.social

Brown rice is like “OK I’m boiling, I should be ready in 3-5 business days”

If you can see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

This story has filled me with unbridled mirth. Why? Why any of this? How do you even poop in a car? Why would someone ELSE then pick it up and put it on the path? Was this a joint effort? A conspiracy?

I listened for 16,412 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
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I'm bringing back 'Spoon' as an insult. It isn't problematic so far as I can tell, but it definitely conveys a message.

Look at this handsome boy. Note the entirely black eyes, no sign of an iris. A clear indicator of impending violence.

We can all see this and objectively agree that Andrew Tate actually the one that is gay right? A homophobic, self hating gay man. But still gay?

Is it only non drivers like me that like frosty snowy winter weather? Beautiful morning today. Low sun bouncing off white grey frost and all my workmates are complaining about it being below zero.

Husband took an accidental renaissance picture. I asked Chat GPT to turn it into a painting ...