Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America

5,000 words in on my new project and my characters don’t seem to hate me yet. 💪🏻

When it’s the holiday’s but you’re a writer:

Pro tip: make sure your kitchen is extra clean for thanksgiving by exploding an entire jar of spaghetti sauce every. freaking. where. the night before.

Being an author means mentally plotting three books but typing zero actual words on any of them.

Unlimited research funding requested to look into how the weekend manages to pass by at light speed while a regular ol’ Tuesday passes at half the speed of smell.

Does anyone else have bath towels in their own home they refuse to use unless absolutely forced to or are you normal?

A distraction? Count me in!