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Noelle Carbone
@noelcarbs.bsky.social
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TV Writer. Wynonna Earp, Revival, Rookie Blue, Coroner, Cardinal, Law & Order TO. Tell the story only u can tell & make it hella gay. #RepresentationMatters
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Canada is for everyone. 🍁
Man with a red shirt, ball cap and suspenders standing next to a bearded man in a navy tshirt and cap holding a sign that reads “Christie Pits Nazi Free Since ‘33.
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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*snort*
Screen grab of DRS FC’s podcast episode 2025 Imola Grand Prix Review: Snapping spaghetti in your mf’n face.
May 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY!!!
Image of a soccer field with the NSL Northern Super League logo at the top and the six crests of the 6 NSL teams just underneath it.
April 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Got the Toronto Public Library’s 1st copy of @mikedrucker.bsky.social’s book & am losing it over the CD ROM section. Hugo’s House of Horrors was my absolute fav — & may explain why I love genre writing so much. (I.e. bc it scarred me for life.) Hoping there’s a Leisure Suit Larry shout out later. 😂
Cover of Mike Drucker’s book GOOD GAME, NO REMATCH: A LIFE MADE OF VIDEO GAMES. The cover is designed to look like a Donky Kong-esque game screen.
April 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Where are all the “protect our kids” people now?? You f*cking ghouls.
Republicans at the West Virginia Legislature passed a bill that would allow health care providers to “visually or physically examine a minor child” for the purpose of identifying their “biological sex” without the “consent of the child’s parent, guardian, or custodian.”
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Oh ya don’t say.
• Testosterone levels do not predict athletic performance or overall athleticism. • Conversely, social elements such as nutrition, training regimen, and equipment accessibility significantly influence an athlete's performance, but are frequently disregarded in policy formulation. • It's imperative to integrate both biomedical and social scientific insights into policy-making processes. However, there's a tendency to prioritize biomedical research excessively, which can compromise the overall well-being of athletes.
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Thank you, @exactlyright.bsky.social for giving Hannah Smith a platform. The Opportunist was my one of my favourite podcasts before they ousted her.
Photo of a dark haired woman in a blue sweater and a blonde woman wearing a beige shirtsleeve shirt. Text is announcing a new podcast called The Knife hosted by these women which explores the firsthand accounts of people whose lives have been irrevocably altered by crime from the Exactly Right network.
March 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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My favourite Bluesky exchange today.
William writes: Time for the World Cup to reschedule our hosting. We are now a pariah nation thanks to #MAGA and should be treated as such. Guile writes: And you are really bad at soccer. There’s that. William writes: Only the men.
March 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
Serena Williams in a blue pleated skirt and jacket c-walking.
March 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Me: Sets pronouns on Zoom.

Zoom: Your pronouns are she/her/Host/me.
February 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Scene from the film Great Expectations. An older blonde woman with a fancy green dress drinking a martini tells a boy on a green collared shirt with white stripes, “She’ll only break your heart, it’s a fact.”
February 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A+ headline from @canadaland.com.
Photo of Justin Trudeau in a blue suit and red tie sitting at a dark wood desk, signing a bill with a gold-frames painting behind him, flanked by a US Army and US Army flag.
February 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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My time has finally come. 🙏
A screen grab of the front of Philomena Cunk’s book “Cunk on Everything”, a white book with a blue spine.
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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This is WILD. This woman is serving 15 life sentences and the inquiry found this
The panel of experts, however, concluded that there was “no medical evidence supporting malfeasance causing death or injury” in any of the 17 babies.
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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This site is the best site.
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Photo of a young Drake in the series Degrassi.
February 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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👀
In June, she signed a contract extension to stay at Chelsea for a further two years. She is expected to return from injury in around two months.
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I mean…
Screen grab of Guardian headline that reads Lazio fire fire-right eagle mascot handler over his social media penis.
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Look. At. Him.
Lewis Hamilton grinning in a red-with-yellow-trim Ferrari Formula 1 racing coat and tracksuit.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I am often reminded of the "English is the shower drain of languages" tweet...
Screen grab of tweet from Nick @slothropsmap that reads "I had a wildly stodgy Latin prof at Dartmouth who'd wave away grammarian stuff like this. "Pedantry. Bullshit. This is English, the shower drain of languages. Entrepreneur and schadenfreude are words. 'Set' has 35 definitions. Intelligibility is the only rule. Do as you please.""
January 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Anyone looking for a good read? I’m reeeally enjoying “Out There Screaming”.
The cover of the book “Out There Screaming” which looks like it’s covered in crumpled aluminum foil with the shape of two eyes and a mouth roughly torn out revealing bright red underneath. In the hole of the mouth are the words “OUT THERE SCREAMING: an anthology of new Black horror” in white text and “edited by Jordan Peele” on black text.
January 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Jesus H. The guy resigned. You “won” (or whatever). Why are you still trying to dunk on him???
Gif of Regina George from the movie Mean Girls saying “Why are you so obsessed with me?”
January 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Just learned this hack from a 10
Yr old. In a pinch, add nerds to the top. The little pop of tart isn’t bad!
A photo of a Rice Krispie square with red and green candy Nerds on top.
December 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Don’t do it André. Don’t fall for it again.
Three images from the 1998 movie Great Expectations with the quote, “She’ll only break your heart, it’s a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you’ll still pursue her. Ain’t love grand?”
December 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Missed the game bc I was coaching Tiny Boy Soccer. What the hell happened with Sabs? 2.3???
Green rectangle representing half a soccer field, showing the starting line up of Aston Villa’s women’s team with player grades next to each player’s name.
December 8, 2024 at 4:21 PM