Chief Inspector: Any word on those stolen trainers?

Me: Not yet guv, but I've put some Fila's out...

You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

Me: Doctor please help, I've recently been feeling like a landlocked country in Central Europe.

Doctor: Try this...

Me: A Snickers bar?

Doctor: You're not you when you're Hungary...

My friend really needs to stop dishing the dirt...

I don't care how cheap his restaurant is...

Miss Havisham: So, you fancy Estella?

Pip: Go on then, and grab some tequila while you're there...

Some wrong'un has stolen all my Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers and Garth Brooks records...

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK...