Keeb
@nodogsallowed.bsky.social
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Keeb
@nodogsallowed.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Howdy!
You've found my personal side account where I yap about general life stuff. I am pretty aloof and introverted, so this was intended for friends and mutuals.
I'd prefer if you dont interact with me if you're under 21.
You've found my personal side account where I yap about general life stuff. I am pretty aloof and introverted, so this was intended for friends and mutuals.
I'd prefer if you dont interact with me if you're under 21.
Coco will also get off the couch and head to bed if I turn off the TV, Playstation, Xbox, or if I turn the power strip I use for my laptop off. Flattening my phone's popsocket can also activate her. It's so relatable how ready she is for bed
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Coco will also get off the couch and head to bed if I turn off the TV, Playstation, Xbox, or if I turn the power strip I use for my laptop off. Flattening my phone's popsocket can also activate her. It's so relatable how ready she is for bed
Dishwasher giving out was a great motivator to tackle the leaky toilet. Which I successfully fixed without having to go to the hardware store. It's a good day
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Dishwasher giving out was a great motivator to tackle the leaky toilet. Which I successfully fixed without having to go to the hardware store. It's a good day
Having a blind dog means sometimes late at night I will pull to turn ON a lamp and she will assume I turned it OFF and will hop off the couch because she's ready for bed and it cracks me up every time
January 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Having a blind dog means sometimes late at night I will pull to turn ON a lamp and she will assume I turned it OFF and will hop off the couch because she's ready for bed and it cracks me up every time
Treated us to some nice soaps from bath & body works today so my hands smell like honeysuckle :3
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Treated us to some nice soaps from bath & body works today so my hands smell like honeysuckle :3
Our microwave also seems to be on its way out but that's OK. We don't use it much. We have a steamer and a toaster oven so we don't use the microwave often.
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Our microwave also seems to be on its way out but that's OK. We don't use it much. We have a steamer and a toaster oven so we don't use the microwave often.
Our dishwasher stopped working which sucks but hey. If I had to choose an appliance to stop working, it's way up there as the least inconvenient to go kaput
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Our dishwasher stopped working which sucks but hey. If I had to choose an appliance to stop working, it's way up there as the least inconvenient to go kaput
Listen to more full albums + improve my geography seem like really nice goals for the year. I'm already enjoying listening to albums I used to listen to in full a lot and I got myself a lil activity book :3
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Listen to more full albums + improve my geography seem like really nice goals for the year. I'm already enjoying listening to albums I used to listen to in full a lot and I got myself a lil activity book :3
Learning I never got far into season 4 of Orphan Black so yippee I get 2 seasons that are new to me :-)
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Learning I never got far into season 4 of Orphan Black so yippee I get 2 seasons that are new to me :-)
Going down memory lane
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Going down memory lane
Realized a good new years resolution is to listen to full albums more. I apparently only listened to 29 last year and oof. I should listen to music as the artists intended more
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Realized a good new years resolution is to listen to full albums more. I apparently only listened to 29 last year and oof. I should listen to music as the artists intended more
I've had payment fail before and it told me to stop and talk to the person. I looked at them. They said nothing and went back to talking to a coworker. Whateverrrr. Perks of a independent (?) gym
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I've had payment fail before and it told me to stop and talk to the person. I looked at them. They said nothing and went back to talking to a coworker. Whateverrrr. Perks of a independent (?) gym
I don't swype in half the time because it's so bad here. Is my account in good standing? Who knows!
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I don't swype in half the time because it's so bad here. Is my account in good standing? Who knows!
Why do people swype their card at the gym and then stop and stand there. Are we serious rn? Move your ass
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Why do people swype their card at the gym and then stop and stand there. Are we serious rn? Move your ass
2026: the year my nipple finally came back online
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
2026: the year my nipple finally came back online
Almost 8 yrs post op and my right nipple and a couple square inches of my chest are suddenly regaining sensation and it is so itchy. I'm glad I'm not gonna have a numb nipple and patch forever but this is such random timing
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Almost 8 yrs post op and my right nipple and a couple square inches of my chest are suddenly regaining sensation and it is so itchy. I'm glad I'm not gonna have a numb nipple and patch forever but this is such random timing
I'm so glad Netflix added orphan black back. It's so GOOD
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I'm so glad Netflix added orphan black back. It's so GOOD
I told people my partner was in a facility getting his meds adjusted/taking time for himself and he's like. WELL. GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM THE INSANE ASYLUM
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I told people my partner was in a facility getting his meds adjusted/taking time for himself and he's like. WELL. GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM THE INSANE ASYLUM
I wonder how much she muppet mouthed instead of meowing at the basement door bc she will "meow" without making any sound at all
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I wonder how much she muppet mouthed instead of meowing at the basement door bc she will "meow" without making any sound at all
I love cleo but she is one of the dumbest animals I've ever encountered. I love her so much. She does not think. There is nothing going on behind the eyes. She is all love and affection and no critical thinking at all. She has the self preservation of a crayon
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I love cleo but she is one of the dumbest animals I've ever encountered. I love her so much. She does not think. There is nothing going on behind the eyes. She is all love and affection and no critical thinking at all. She has the self preservation of a crayon
Cleo spend 36+ hours in the basement and we thought she escaped. Put food and a blanket out on the porch, called for her, etc. Nope. Just starving and dehydrated in the basement despite us leaving the door open for hours and calling for her. Girl.
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Cleo spend 36+ hours in the basement and we thought she escaped. Put food and a blanket out on the porch, called for her, etc. Nope. Just starving and dehydrated in the basement despite us leaving the door open for hours and calling for her. Girl.
Remembered the time my partner asked me to blanch some bell peppers, looked over, and saw I had a fire on the stove. How did I make a fire when equipped with a pot of water and bell peppers? Don't worry about it
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Remembered the time my partner asked me to blanch some bell peppers, looked over, and saw I had a fire on the stove. How did I make a fire when equipped with a pot of water and bell peppers? Don't worry about it
i've told him i don't want to talk about the whole thing without therapy first. i don't want my dumbass to say something we can't recover from. it's just been months of accumulated shit that he wants to talk about Right Now Immediately and I Can't
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
i've told him i don't want to talk about the whole thing without therapy first. i don't want my dumbass to say something we can't recover from. it's just been months of accumulated shit that he wants to talk about Right Now Immediately and I Can't
i started sleeping pretty well after he was committed bc it was suddenly Quiet and the lights stayed off but now i lay down and my brain goes brrrrrrr and, as usual, it turns to agitation or anger. stupid brain. stupid old habits.
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i started sleeping pretty well after he was committed bc it was suddenly Quiet and the lights stayed off but now i lay down and my brain goes brrrrrrr and, as usual, it turns to agitation or anger. stupid brain. stupid old habits.
it's been like 2 weeks of running on energy drinks after 2 years of barely touching coffee wheh. i'm so tired and can't wait to sleep normally again
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it's been like 2 weeks of running on energy drinks after 2 years of barely touching coffee wheh. i'm so tired and can't wait to sleep normally again