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longing to return to a world in which Americans say, "oh, where's that?" when I say where I'm from
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
longing to return to a world in which Americans say, "oh, where's that?" when I say where I'm from
There's a lot I don't understand about Chicago
April 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
There's a lot I don't understand about Chicago
Is anyone available for screeching about Severence? people capable of discussing in measured tones need not apply
March 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Is anyone available for screeching about Severence? people capable of discussing in measured tones need not apply
Stylish older Serbian woman at a party in Vienna: So, I just have to ask...
Me, bracing myself for something either about my gender/sexuality or propoganda about Ukrainian nationalism: Yes?
Serbian woman: Is America really like it is in the movies?
Me, bracing myself for something either about my gender/sexuality or propoganda about Ukrainian nationalism: Yes?
Serbian woman: Is America really like it is in the movies?
January 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Stylish older Serbian woman at a party in Vienna: So, I just have to ask...
Me, bracing myself for something either about my gender/sexuality or propoganda about Ukrainian nationalism: Yes?
Serbian woman: Is America really like it is in the movies?
Me, bracing myself for something either about my gender/sexuality or propoganda about Ukrainian nationalism: Yes?
Serbian woman: Is America really like it is in the movies?
anyway, whole trip worth how good this ramen place's bathroom's bisexual lighting made my skin look
December 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
anyway, whole trip worth how good this ramen place's bathroom's bisexual lighting made my skin look
lol right as we got to the Slovakian border the Ukrainian bus driver specifically announced how much vodka, salo, and cigarettes we are allowed to bring in per person and that the Slovak guards inspect the luggage thoroughly by hand -- highly relevant yet totally unactionable information!
December 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
lol right as we got to the Slovakian border the Ukrainian bus driver specifically announced how much vodka, salo, and cigarettes we are allowed to bring in per person and that the Slovak guards inspect the luggage thoroughly by hand -- highly relevant yet totally unactionable information!
Being in the shower when the air raid alert siren goes off has the same vibes as being on the toilet when the captain turns on the fasten your seat belt sign
December 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Being in the shower when the air raid alert siren goes off has the same vibes as being on the toilet when the captain turns on the fasten your seat belt sign
finally getting to relax for my holiday break back in my favorite war zone
December 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
finally getting to relax for my holiday break back in my favorite war zone
Oops, backed my well-meaning ass into some drama by helping the people I met at the feminist anti-gentrification manifestation cook for their housing rights fundraiser in our anarchist community space, but it turns out they're *whispers* communists! Barcelona continues being a caricature of itself
November 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Oops, backed my well-meaning ass into some drama by helping the people I met at the feminist anti-gentrification manifestation cook for their housing rights fundraiser in our anarchist community space, but it turns out they're *whispers* communists! Barcelona continues being a caricature of itself
The squat I was tentatively starting to feel at home in suddenly got their eviction scheduled -- which ofc hits me right in the "every home I've ever had turns to dust" zone. I guess I will just have to keep popping up new hopes and dreams faster than the hammer of life can whack-a-mole them away?
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
The squat I was tentatively starting to feel at home in suddenly got their eviction scheduled -- which ofc hits me right in the "every home I've ever had turns to dust" zone. I guess I will just have to keep popping up new hopes and dreams faster than the hammer of life can whack-a-mole them away?
ugghh how am I supposed to just calmly move through this world when people have made so many exquisite things to think and feel about?
November 23, 2024 at 10:10 PM
ugghh how am I supposed to just calmly move through this world when people have made so many exquisite things to think and feel about?
My Catalan friend, confused: So there are no hooligans or ultras clubs in USA?
Me: No, none of my friends who like sports have ever mentioned anything like that.
Catalan friend, surprised: Then it really is like the movies! Just fathers and sons making stronger their family ties
Me: No, none of my friends who like sports have ever mentioned anything like that.
Catalan friend, surprised: Then it really is like the movies! Just fathers and sons making stronger their family ties
November 23, 2024 at 10:02 AM
My Catalan friend, confused: So there are no hooligans or ultras clubs in USA?
Me: No, none of my friends who like sports have ever mentioned anything like that.
Catalan friend, surprised: Then it really is like the movies! Just fathers and sons making stronger their family ties
Me: No, none of my friends who like sports have ever mentioned anything like that.
Catalan friend, surprised: Then it really is like the movies! Just fathers and sons making stronger their family ties
By far the most unbearable thing about therapy is that whenever my therapist or I say the word "loss," my brain jumps in with deeply miscalculated impishness to add, ".jpg"
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
By far the most unbearable thing about therapy is that whenever my therapist or I say the word "loss," my brain jumps in with deeply miscalculated impishness to add, ".jpg"
there is something so ominously infantile about how upper middle class British people talk
November 15, 2024 at 8:57 PM
there is something so ominously infantile about how upper middle class British people talk
At the historic estate of inspirationally eccentric rich guy Charles Wade, who apparently pissed off Virginia Woolf by making her miss her train because, despite having a clock collection, "his love of clocks was not based on their telling the right time." attaboy, chuck
November 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
At the historic estate of inspirationally eccentric rich guy Charles Wade, who apparently pissed off Virginia Woolf by making her miss her train because, despite having a clock collection, "his love of clocks was not based on their telling the right time." attaboy, chuck
Okay I understand that we are the mirror as well as the face in it, we are pain and what cures pain both, but I sure wish we were instead, like, a kitten as well as the pillow it's sitting on
November 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Okay I understand that we are the mirror as well as the face in it, we are pain and what cures pain both, but I sure wish we were instead, like, a kitten as well as the pillow it's sitting on
Please put on my gravestone that at least I never had a number in my handle for anything in my life
November 12, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Please put on my gravestone that at least I never had a number in my handle for anything in my life
There are 756 people watching a livestream of a watering hole in Nambia. In the chat, people are discussing how soothing it is to listen to the sound of the oryx hooves and to notice which direction their tails blow in the wind. Doesn't that make things a little better, for a moment?
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November 4, 2024 at 11:13 PM
There are 756 people watching a livestream of a watering hole in Nambia. In the chat, people are discussing how soothing it is to listen to the sound of the oryx hooves and to notice which direction their tails blow in the wind. Doesn't that make things a little better, for a moment?
A friend reminded me that in high school I always carried a sharpie for correcting grammatical errors on signs -- extra funny because now I always carry a paint marker for tagging over bigoted graffiti. Thank god for the insufferable pedant to insufferable cool kid (guitar riff sound) pipeline!
November 2, 2024 at 10:32 PM
A friend reminded me that in high school I always carried a sharpie for correcting grammatical errors on signs -- extra funny because now I always carry a paint marker for tagging over bigoted graffiti. Thank god for the insufferable pedant to insufferable cool kid (guitar riff sound) pipeline!
You've heard of running out of toilet paper while at your friend's parent's house. Now get ready for: breaking the antique wooden toilet seat while housesitting for an elderly British couple! literally in half.
October 29, 2024 at 10:28 AM
You've heard of running out of toilet paper while at your friend's parent's house. Now get ready for: breaking the antique wooden toilet seat while housesitting for an elderly British couple! literally in half.
Does anyone know how to get time to do that thing where it heals all wounds? The one I have just makes more wounds for some reason
October 25, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Does anyone know how to get time to do that thing where it heals all wounds? The one I have just makes more wounds for some reason
Anyone else tried stupiding their way out of this one? Tried flopping idiotically through? Anyone maybe given full-fledged, mouth-breathing dumbassery a go? How about a pristine thoughtlessness, no hands on deck -- maybe that'll do the trick?
Anyone else stupid? Anyone else a filthy, good-for-nothing, unabashed knucklehead? Just a bumbling, tripping, thoughtless fool? A empty-headed, nose-picking, glaze-eyed nitwit midwit? An unapologetically moronic blockhead perpetually out to lunch?
October 19, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Anyone else tried stupiding their way out of this one? Tried flopping idiotically through? Anyone maybe given full-fledged, mouth-breathing dumbassery a go? How about a pristine thoughtlessness, no hands on deck -- maybe that'll do the trick?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and love my friends, and I have lots of bubble gum which is great because I can do both at the same time
July 9, 2024 at 11:01 AM
I have come here to chew bubble gum and love my friends, and I have lots of bubble gum which is great because I can do both at the same time
I hope I channel the urge to mutter madnesses to myself, instead of the urge to produce, as they say, content
January 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I hope I channel the urge to mutter madnesses to myself, instead of the urge to produce, as they say, content