This is like if every episode of The Walking Dead’s final season cost 50 million dollars (?!?!)

Watchable trash, I suppose? It is consistently baffling.

My return to social media posting is, of course, axe-grinding at the expense of a Stephen King adaptation.

Andy Muschietti speed-ran the descent from solid visual stylist to enemy of cinema in record time. I will always bat for the first IT movie but everything since then suggests someone with a uniquely limited understanding of tone.