*out of touch relative*: "oh you're (insert group here)? well I've been watching (insert popular show that terribly mischaracterizes group of choice here) so I know all about it! yes, that does mean I know what you want/need better than you yourself do, that's why I got you (the last thing you want)

it kinda sucks that a load of the places best known for fossils in america are also the places teeming with guys who would try to convince you that geologists are the highest order of satanic power and are hiding the fact that the dinosaurs lived 200 years ago until they brought over gunpowder.

I almost never play Minecraft past 1.20 these days but I will say rabbits have been needing a remodel for ages so I gotta respect it, honestly already one of the better drops just because it's improving on an old outdated aspect of the game. also bnuuy update.

Every time a prehistoric animal is reconstructed without any of it's unique features in favour of making it a bigger scarier version of the popular guy, an angel dies violently and horrifically

ough... it's too late for me....

suddenly, images flash in my mind, beautiful women kissing. I am given the strength to carry on.

moral of the story: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am using my programming powers for good