Noctuae
@noctuae.shatteredsky.net
Figment of everyone's collective imaginations.
Too tall to ask for uppies.
Too short to give uppies.
Too short to give uppies.
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Too tall to ask for uppies.
Too short to give uppies.
Too short to give uppies.
Road Rage builds up like a Dark Souls status effect.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Road Rage builds up like a Dark Souls status effect.
My hair is officially long enough to sometimes end up in my mouth somehow now
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My hair is officially long enough to sometimes end up in my mouth somehow now
If I made a TV show I'd make one episode by going to TVTropes, hitting random a lot, and trying to incorporate as many tropes as I'm presented this way as I can.
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If I made a TV show I'd make one episode by going to TVTropes, hitting random a lot, and trying to incorporate as many tropes as I'm presented this way as I can.
Posting on Bluesky is a lot like yelling into the void except sometimes the void likes your post.
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Posting on Bluesky is a lot like yelling into the void except sometimes the void likes your post.
I bet I'd be really good at being a frog
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I bet I'd be really good at being a frog
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im glad the old arts are still practiced for a modern audience.
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
im glad the old arts are still practiced for a modern audience.
Need a weighted blanket as heavy as anime weighted training clothes.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Need a weighted blanket as heavy as anime weighted training clothes.
Instead of finishing any of my unfinished shows I've decided to start watching Ranma1/2.
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Instead of finishing any of my unfinished shows I've decided to start watching Ranma1/2.
Wait BlueSky doesn't save drafts? Where am I supposed to type a post I'm not sure if I'm going to actually post but save it telling myself I'll totally probably post it maybe eventually?
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wait BlueSky doesn't save drafts? Where am I supposed to type a post I'm not sure if I'm going to actually post but save it telling myself I'll totally probably post it maybe eventually?
I just realized there's three shows I was watching as they came out that I've just never watched the final season of. I'm sure there's nothing to take away from that.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I just realized there's three shows I was watching as they came out that I've just never watched the final season of. I'm sure there's nothing to take away from that.
Eating mozzarella logs at the Italian restaurant knowing full well I'm lactose intolerant
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Eating mozzarella logs at the Italian restaurant knowing full well I'm lactose intolerant
I've always liked Dragalge as a Pokemon and I just saw his Mega and I LOVE it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I've always liked Dragalge as a Pokemon and I just saw his Mega and I LOVE it.
Viewing my Instagram story and not liking it should be illegal.
October 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Viewing my Instagram story and not liking it should be illegal.
The knowledge that someone has my post notifications on encourages me to post more inane bullshit.
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The knowledge that someone has my post notifications on encourages me to post more inane bullshit.
I got that dog in me. (It's a lap dog)
October 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I got that dog in me. (It's a lap dog)
I'm really good at checking how long I've been at lunch just before my lunch break ends, going "Oh cool I have 5 more minutes", and then getting distracted for 30 minutes
October 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm really good at checking how long I've been at lunch just before my lunch break ends, going "Oh cool I have 5 more minutes", and then getting distracted for 30 minutes
I'm back from walking your dog and it only lost a third of its health!
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm back from walking your dog and it only lost a third of its health!
I was trying to figure out why my desk fan was making a weird sound and was genuinely quite concerned that it may be on its way out, I've had it for several years.
Turns out the landscapers for the complex I live in are here today and it was someone using a leaf blower outside. Crisis averted.
Turns out the landscapers for the complex I live in are here today and it was someone using a leaf blower outside. Crisis averted.
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was trying to figure out why my desk fan was making a weird sound and was genuinely quite concerned that it may be on its way out, I've had it for several years.
Turns out the landscapers for the complex I live in are here today and it was someone using a leaf blower outside. Crisis averted.
Turns out the landscapers for the complex I live in are here today and it was someone using a leaf blower outside. Crisis averted.
I'm pretty lax about spoilers, usually the way something happens is more interesting to me than simply the fact that it does.
I was watching Dragon Ball Super and I feel like the title cards represent that really well. They just straight up tell you what's about to happen but it's still fun to see!
I was watching Dragon Ball Super and I feel like the title cards represent that really well. They just straight up tell you what's about to happen but it's still fun to see!
September 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm pretty lax about spoilers, usually the way something happens is more interesting to me than simply the fact that it does.
I was watching Dragon Ball Super and I feel like the title cards represent that really well. They just straight up tell you what's about to happen but it's still fun to see!
I was watching Dragon Ball Super and I feel like the title cards represent that really well. They just straight up tell you what's about to happen but it's still fun to see!
I'm a disney princess
September 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm a disney princess
Listening to the Trump announcement because I feel like there's a non-zero chance he keels over midway through.
September 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Listening to the Trump announcement because I feel like there's a non-zero chance he keels over midway through.
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