is it more gay to leave the pride thigh-highs on or to take the socks off

"i want to eat a kiwi"
a) perfectly normal and acceptable
b) slightly unusual and ethically questionable
c) absolutely deranged and highly illegal

shiptoast

woolly mouse

toblerone hot dog

i've run out of stupid words to tweet

Did You Know

hamburger hamburg er not ham burger

this magnifying glass sucks ass… it’s making things smaller… who made this…

why not super luigi

glad this exists so i can feel even More like i'm talking to a brick wall