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Updated around Feb 2025. Source: Published by Battery-News.com and updated by Nigel Taylor
A map of Europe showing many EV battery production plants. Some scratched due to an update. Many are remaining across several European countries
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Grok stating Elon is the best urinated drink. A clear issue with Elon supposedly corrected Grok.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Skin deep, You always look good and sound like the anarchy you lead son.
Ed Gein on Netflix. Today, i let you bing or duck it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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A presentation slide at Rīga's Cyberchess. What is happening in Ukraine. 20% more attacks in 2025. 30% more combined (Phishing and Disinformation) in 2025
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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One solution. Cover the street with a plague of robot frogs.
Roscoe: a Tekno 2.0 toy robot frog that can hop. Ribbit.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Sadly.. non Italians are opposing cultural innovation as required by their real country when creating chicken tikka masala. They will divert and go underground to distract you. But they know the real pizza evolves like.... they can not stomach "gourmet" food
A frozen pizza with smarties from gourmet creation that lisa forte agrees with for its gourmet side... yummy.
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Do you mean like a durability index referring to the reciclabilty and repaiability of a product? As in 2020 (recycling), then January 2025 (recycling + repair) in French law linked to an EU approach?
Source: www.economie.gouv.fr/particuliers...
A graphic representation of the durability index (in French). 5 notes from 1.5/20 to 9.5/10 each with a color code ranging from dark red (1.5) to bright green (9.5). There are sandclocks. The closer to red, the more the bottom has color to represent waste.
October 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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www.un.org/sg/en/conten...
A wide angle view showing the White House videographer riding the escalator backward ahead of Trump.
September 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Trump and Melania are arriving at the bottom of the UN escalator. Ahead of them, on the escalator are 2 people. One, highlighted by a red arrow, is riding backward and filming Trump.
September 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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You are home (even if not). Enjoy the ice cream.
A KitKat bar hollowed out as if someone ate the middle. Some call them monsters, I call them talented.
September 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Mmm. Going to review my life choices.
built a jeep > ok
Help I accidentally built a nuke > huh??
Help I accidentally forgot how the gravity works
Help I accidentally revived Hitler > nope nope nope
Help I accidentally restarted the USSR
> Nuke + Hitler + USSR. I may need therapy. Or the AI does.
A DuckDuckGo predictive suggestion to "Help i accidentally". Memes, summoned Memes then.... it goes weird. Help I accidentally built a jeep Help I accidentally built a nuke (huh??) Help I accidentally forgot how the gravity works Help I accidentally revived Hitler (nope nope nope) Help I accidentally restarted the USSR (WTF)
September 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Fixed it!
A sandwich made of a whole loaf standing on its side. Halfway through the loaf, it was cut, then ham and salad were inserted. Making the 2 "slices" of bread half a loaf thick.
September 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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At least it gives nice names. "Which animals are the most dangerous for GDPR?". I may adopt the results:
The Phishing Snake Why it's dangerous: Phishing attacks trick employees into revealing personal data or login credentials. GDPR risk: Unauthorized access to personal data due to social engineering = data breach. The Curious Monkey Why it's dangerous: Employees or partners accessing data they don’t need "just to look." GDPR risk: Unlawful data access; violates data minimization and access control principles. 🦊 The Sly Fox Why it's dangerous: Third-party vendors with hidden or unclear data processing practices. GDPR risk: If you share data with non-compliant processors, you’re liable too. 🦈 The Data Shark Why it's dangerous: Aggressively hoards data "just in case" it might be useful. GDPR risk: Violates storage limitation and purpose limitation. 🦜 The Loose-Lipped Parrot Why it's dangerous: Talks too much — or more precisely, overshares personal data in emails, meetings, or support tickets. GDPR risk: Inappropriate disclosure of data to unauthorized parties. 🐘 The Forgetful Elephant Why it's dangerous: Never forgets… or deletes data. GDPR risk: Fails to uphold the right to erasure (right to be forgotten). 🐢 The Slow Turtle Why it's dangerous: Delays responding to data subject access requests (DSARs). GDPR risk: Misses the 30-day deadline = non-compliance and potential fines. 🐜 The Unnoticed Ant Why it's dangerous: Small, seemingly harmless tracking tools, cookies, or IoT devices collecting data silently. GDPR risk: Lack of transparency and consent = hidden compliance gaps.
August 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Trump is nothing without his enablers. Starting with mitch McConnell stopping 200+ bills from being voted on thlo warthog Obama, the SCOTUS nomination bs. Lindsay Graham, etc... and now...
Donald Trump shakes Mike Johnson's hand. The text below reads: Congratulations to Mike Johnson. Many socialists protect pedophiles, but no one has been sick enough to shut down all of Congress just to protect a pedophile- until now
August 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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An unnecessary step. But one that showed many countries how democracy works. Russia could learn if it allowed the signs to show messages.
Now, please, ukraine... keep going.
A young woman, a Ukrainian protesters with a sign, apparently stating: my father died for independence. Not corruption. A brave person like anyone who, while Russia attacks civilians, took to the street to push against corruption. Unlike other countries
July 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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That is way too relaxed for me. I literally put a mood appropriate stress thingy in front of my mouth.
Stress ball like toys. A pouting frog. A "work zone" roadworks cone, a mean Ninja, and a missile for stronger expressions.
July 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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A medieval English man asks a lady: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?". To his dismay, she replies: "I'd rather you didn't.". Then she points to the castle windows (a hole in the wall) where heavy rain can be seen. This is a take on "Shakespeare's plays" being often gloom and sad. As people played "Shakespeare in the park" every summer. England lost its rights to sunny summers. As usual, England spread the joy to the so-called British Isles. Luckily, the English dark, foggy, and rainy winters reflect better Bard's art and give any English a chance to feel like this symbol of Englishness. As a result, some English prefer to move underground, at least the rain is avoided.
July 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Just saw this. Apparently (could not check yet), it is more than 20 years old. Whether or not. So true.
A person with a "Corporate media" tag is selling a box to Uncle Sam. The box is labeled "Control of Internet Speech." The vendor asks, "How would you like this wrapped?". On the wall are hanging 2 rolls of wrapping paper. One is called "Anti-Terrorism", the other "Protect kids".
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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True, there is so much other shit. The better news would be Russia stopping aggressing its neighbors.
A 2nd World War German soldier is pointing a gun to a family who have their hands up. A Russian carrying a soviet flag makes the German run away. The family dropped their arms. The Russian is a soldier pointing a gun to a family who have their hands up. World War 2, unlike Russian history, started in 1939 (not 1941). Because Russia is having issues with having been the Nazi ally who invaded its Baltic, Belarus, Ukrainian, Polish neighbors and deported many to move Russians in. Now, they claim these countries are Nazi lovers when they were thinking of liberation. Nazis were not liberators. Neither were Soviets when they came back and deported people again.
July 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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They also did this. There is a video somewhere.
UK's Telegraph newspaper article with a picture of the scene. Title is: "Twinned with Epstein island" sign appears on Trump's Scottish golf course. The picture shows a large sign for the golf course. Underneath is a separate sign with the message above.
July 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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That is not a baguette
A proper Frog baguette. Made with French love, heart, and art. The slits cut before baking grew, stretching the dough, exposing the white fluffy heart of the bread while browning partially. Fresh of the oven, this joyful stick of bread would sing through its crackle. Now think who did not read this Alt text and missed on it. Enjoy your day.
July 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Reenactment of the Coldplay couple scandal. Top left is the Burger King holding Ronald McDonald's. Bottom right is Luigi holding Princess Peach. Bottom is Tyrion holding Cersei. Top right is.. a pizza slide holding a pineapple!!! That is the true scandal.
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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And when you see such crap, you know it will get worse. Book banning was not enough.
A tweet from Elon Musk: We will use Grok 3.5 (maybe we should call it 4), which has advanced reasoning, to rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge, adding missing information and deleting errors. Then retrain on that. Far too much garbage in any foundation model trained on uncorrected data.
June 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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He looked happier watching the French July 14 parade. Too bad Macron is busy getting to Greenland after the european rare earth mineral deal.
A picture of the Champs Elysee in Paris. It is the French national day, plenty of French flags. A fanfare on horseback is leading a large amount of troops around a mile long with the Arc de Triumph in the background. A massive French flag is floating within its arch.
June 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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I try but...
A side by side picture of Peppa pig (profile and front). In the cartoon, Peppa is always shown sideways with 2 eyes. This implies the frontal picture has 4 eyes at 2 levels, making it look scary to many.
June 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM