Nailed it.

As well as being a rapist and a drunk.........

Perhaps the next member from that district will not be preoccupied with the dangerous intentions of the gazpacho??

That would be a real loss!!

Never fear. Rudy Giuliani has announced speaking engagements in front of every dildo store in America.

That should really be a shot in the arm for your struggling dildo stores!!

Actually, three women have been added to that list of 26.

I hear with a couple of months training that she could be the next cashier at the Love's gas station outside of Atlanta.

My favorite? "They're eating the cats."

"I love my heathen wife!"

Road-kill bear meat and cod live oil is all I use if sick.

I'm still alive, so I must be right. Right?

So you think Republicans will decide to risk their lives to do so?

Don't hold your breath.