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nochnoch46.bsky.social
@nochnoch46.bsky.social
Apparently I never got the memo about bios and team affiliations so I shall rectify that now: VOLS (across all), Braves, Commanders = diehard. Warriors & Bruins = fan. Austin FC, Washington Spirit, Middlesbrough = casual table follower most of the time.
This handsome dumb dumb ate more things than I could ever list but we eventually knew he was always going to be fine. Gut of absolute steel. Funniest ones were an entire box of protein bars and a container of flaxseed while my folks were taking care of him. Belly swole up like a tick both times
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m mostly in white and he’s mostly in black, we’re barely even in orange there! And you bagged on us in basketball for basically eternity, we get to do it with football!
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Grinding would probably be more effective
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We’ve been going to homecoming for three years in a row so he could see wins but now he’s demanding to see a real SEC game next year but he said “let’s just go to the Kentucky game next year“ and I smiled like the Cheshire Cat
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He keeps telling me that’s where he’s going to go to college and I know I’ll never be the oldest dad but I’m doing the math and realizing how old (and grey) I’d be when I (hypothetically) dropped him off there
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Three years ago you supported me buying a couple beers with this little guy, here’s us yesterday. He keeps getting taller and my beard keeps getting whiter
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just say the word and it’s on the way!
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
But hey, watch this double back handspring replay!
September 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Only a Safe Harbor match is a fixed commitment from the company and even then those are year to year contracts so they are only committed until the end of each year.
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As long as the plan document lists the matching contributions as being "discretionary" the formula used to calculate the match can be changed at any time. Technically a plan can lock in a formula and not categorize it as discretionary but would be dumb to do so.
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Being in Knoxville thinking about OR for myself and then having my family back home living in the area that was speculated to be either 3rd or 4th on most likely target list did not have me in a very great head space
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
a man says " i want that " in a store
ALT: a man says " i want that " in a store
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September 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Buddy Miles “Them Changes”
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Only woke, betas would refuse to participate
a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
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September 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hear me out:
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Found out many years after the fact that my cousin who I was very close to me in age and I grew up with like a brother for the first decade of my life was an actual J6er. So that was…neat
September 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Was she a cheerleader there too???
September 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“I just love sparkly boobs”

Amen and amen
September 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM