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November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This goes for @markwarner.bsky.social and every other Senate Dem: If you don't put up or support a motion to remove Schumer as Minority Leader immediately, we're mobilizing against you in the primaries.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Literally never do this, but given how quick people these days try to point fingers, let me just preempt their ol' faithful:
September 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Lol, we'll see.
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Patrick Mahomes that whole drive
September 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lol imagine being so put off by a comment you're forced to pretend the words "did better against called runs . . . Not by that much" actually say "did a great job" to make yourself feel better.
September 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They made Zeke the highest paid RB in the NFL in 2019, and his play fell off a cliff afterwards.

Just saying, if you make Dak the highest paid QB TWICE, Zeke the highest paid RB, and CeeDee the second highest paid WR, it makes little sense to say you traded Micah on account of his blackness.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Call me biased or whatever, but "America's Team" on Netflix is the best sports docuseries since "The Last Dance." I've never seen the story of the '90s Dallas Cowboys told quite like this. Every football enthusiast should watch.
August 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ahh, you're talking about a different stat than what I was. I was talking about the 2.1 birth rate.
July 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Absolutely beautiful, Hasan.
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Great time to post this classic, now also applicable to BlueSky.
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm getting old.
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Overwatch Championship Series Korea Stage 2 starts in TWO days. Will Team Falcons re-establish dominance over the region after picking up OWL Champions Mer1t and Someone? Or will Crazy Raccoon just widen the gap between them and everyone else? Can Zeta Division or T1 finally break through?
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Tried my hand today bringing up our current constitutional crisis in my close friends group chat, all of us of varying political persuasions, and it went about as well as expected.

We're so cooked.
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
For the #Overwatchlore wh*res such as myself, Atlantic Arcology appears in "Rebuilding Ruins" short story in Heroes Ascendant, featuring Symmetra and Lifeweaver battling back a Null Sector invasion. Looking forward to finding Easter eggs on this map!
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Should have been called a Star Carrier, since that's effectively what it was. Destroyers don't deploy other craft at nearly the same capacity.
January 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Robert Kraft went from having the longest tenured active coach in Belichick (24 seasons) to firing Jerod Mayo after only a single season, but would try to convince all of us it was one of "the hardest decisions he ever had to make." Mind you, Bill went 5-11 his 1st season, only 1 more win than Mayo.
January 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM