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nobo • silly goose • side for wretched fandom shit i‘m shielding my irls from • 25+ • icon by jade • NSFW • 🔞 please
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we’re having fun
“Schumer for unemployment” in the style of Mamdani’s campaign signs “Primaries for senate democrats” in the style of Mamdani’s campaign signs
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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*touches the ground* i can feel it. the seismic shift from the aggressive typing of ten million new svsss conspiracy theories, ten million palaces built upon a foundation of crumbs

god is in his novel, all is right with the world
an astronaut looking at earth asking “is the scum villain fandom ok?” while the astronaut behind him points a gun at the unknowing first astronaut’s back, confidently replying “never was”
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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finally a matching bag
old man wearing grey big dick is back in town sweatshirt
October 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Manga page from CLAMP’s “Clover” depicting the animated statues singing Ora’s song at Fairy Park Manga page from CLAMP’s “Clover” depicting the animated statues singing Ora’s song at the abandoned Fairy Park
September 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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underutilized business model
one of les enfants terribles from the charlie brown comic offering unlicensed psychiatric help from her shoddily constructed roadside booth
June 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Johnny Cash singing Hurt, the thing this book will do to you. can’t wait!
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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will never forgive cinnamoroll for being a dog & not a rabbit
Lucille Bluth in the meme: “If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all Sanrio characters equally.” Earlier that day… “I don’t care for Cinnamoroll.”
March 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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vintage weekend update with norm mcdonald in front of the nezha reborn poster saying “and here’s my review, not gay enough.”
March 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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paranoia agent
Tsukiko Sagi, surrounded by sketches in her tiny cubicle, draws a cute tiger on her computer screen before deleting the sketch. She begins two lines of another animal’s ears before deleting the lines more aggressively, dissatisfied and tired.
March 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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when you get all the way home & find out they contaminated your order with the thing you’re allergic to even after you mentioned the allergy
shadow wooper with an angy face surrounded by swirls of purifying light
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Nezha points while concealing his vulnerability from Ao Bing
February 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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NE ZHA 2!!!!!
Ginger haired Howl of Howl’s Moving Castle, holding a railing and screaming Manga panel of a man in a suit gripping his chest & being flung backward by an explosive nosebleed Fire Elmo gif Pink cap that says “But Daddy, I love him!”
February 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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bananafishing was one of my finer moments
my own tweet from 2022 that says “catfishing is misrepresenting yourself on a dating website to cause emotional damage, bananafishing is misrepresenting a BL series to cause emotional damage”
February 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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nezha 2 movie goods
Nezha and Ao Bing popcorn buckets and drink cups Nezha tote bag where the red handle is Nezha’s armilarry sash Nezha and Ao Bing hair bands with buns for Nezha and dragon horns for Ao Bing Nezha and Ao Bing cups with figures that clip to the top
February 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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🕶️
Red poster of the Nezha ensemble cast drawn in suits, with nezha’s release form front and center facing forward and holding hands with his youthful form, which is facing the rest of the ensemble
February 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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every time i see him i am looking for the additional arms
nezha 2 promotional image of release form nezha (2 arms) with the red armilary sash, flame tipped spear and flame wheels surrounded by flames, in front of the figure of a large dragon's head directly behind him, where the entire composition is cast in red
January 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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🪷
promotional material for nezha 2 depicting an ink drawing of nezha's release form to the left side with half of his body engulfed in flames, framed by the red armilary sash, with a black ink wash and the title in calligraphy on the right promotional material for nezha 2 with youth nezha sitting in a lotus with the red armilary sash floating above him like floating silk from a feitian costume, its bright red color bisecting the dark ink figure of ao guang's huge, menacing dragon presence above him
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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i didn't even finish my pitch yet
xiaobao and di feisheng, having broken most of li lianhua's furniture, trying to choke each other out while making intense eye contact li lianhua, hands on his hips in irritation over the damage to his moving house, standing over xiaobao and di feisheng as they're trying to choke each other out
January 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Seated respectfully Ao bing figure from Goods Fun. Seated disrespectfully Nezha figure from Goods Fun Seated respectfully Nezha and Ao Bing figures from Bandai Namco, seated next to various baskets of steamed bao to emphasize their just-a-little-guy-ness
January 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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missed an uncle somehow
Nezha 2 movie poster, release form Nezha (2 arms) with spear, armilary sash and flame wheels in front of a roiling sea of Ao Bing’s dragon relatives, Go For It Nezha Nezha 2 poster featuring Nezha with spear, flame wheels and armilary sash floating above the sea while facing off against ao bing’s dragon relatives floating in the sky above him Nezha 2 poster featuring youth Nezha looking at the viewer cheekily holding a large club while various yaoguai in the water behind him gasp comically in fear ao bing’s uncle (fire red version) standing in front of a taupe background of his dragon form in silhouette
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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🥺
close up of nezha pop mart figures close up of nezha pop mart figures
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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💸
pop mart nezha figurine, where young nezha is sitting on the ground and grinning. comes with a sheet ghost accessory pop mart ao bing figurine, kneeling properly with good posture and smiling nicely. comes with a sheet ghost accessory baby nezha and ao bing plush figurines. nezha is dressed in a panda outfit and ao bing is dressed in a winking dragon outfit series of eight nezha pop mart figurines sitting on lotus platforms; from left to right: nezha in a ghost costume, ao bing in a battle stance with his ice lollipops, cheerful young nezha sitting and holding an ao bing toy, cheerful young ao bing sitting and holding a nezha toy, nezha in a battle stance with his armilary sash, spear and hotwheels, ao bing in a ghost costume, and in the center at the top release form nezha with his spear and ao bing with a dragon holding hands.
January 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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every family has a weird green guy
human ao bing posed in front of a silhouette of his dragon form on a blue banner human ao bing's extremely fine dad posed in front of a silhouette of his dragon form on a red banner human ao bing's baddie auntie posed in front of a silhouette of her dragon form on a violet banner human ao bing's relative posed in front of a silhouette of his dragon form on a green banner
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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compiling nezha (2025) promo here for my own sake
nezha and his fine ass parents in modern clothes, nezha is riding on a personality appropriate red hoverboard with flame designs. horrible child. perfect choice ao bing, his fine ass father and his fine ass aunt in modern clothes. his aunt is taking a selfie in a black trench belted around the waist while his father's facial expression behind rectangular sunglasses is stuck permanently on serving cunt. ao bing is giving nice young man, but fashion.
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM