In case anyone was wondering, the GOP stands for a Group of Pedophiles.

I'm actually surprised they're taking a break from children to screw up an almost 250 year old institution.

The crows finally brought me a gift. Other people get money, I got this......

Thanks guys, I hate it.

SECDEF Hegseth is so anti-woke he sleeps with women while they're unconscious. Absolute piece of shit.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/pet...

#SOTU

Known for being found liable for sexual assault President Trump says, Greenland, we respect your right to choose! But, also, we're gonna get ya one way or another!

#SOTU, #ReductionInPrestige #RIPUSA

34x convicted felon President Trump promises to return the country to law and order.

In related news, shortly after pardoning the January 6th insurrectionists, he also promised to return to the country, respect for law enforcement.

#fucked, #HelpMeTomCruiseINeedYourWitchcraft, #SOTU

Reciprocal tariffs start on April 2nd.

Picture from April 3rd:

They're attacking unions.

www.reddit.com/r/IBEW/s/Y05...

Got a super early morning dental appointment and now I can't drink coffee for two hours because I'm a responsible moron.

Living near DC is such a tease. Tomorrow we're getting 9 inches, but we're not getting fucked until the 20th.

I can't believe some people are walking around eating unpeeled pickles.

My wife enjoys browsing Zillow in places she used to live while we're visiting. She shares houses with her mom to get her to talk about something other than crime reports/heinous acts she's seen on the news.

Tonight's result:
Wife: Mom,check out this house! What amazing views!
MIL: It sucks.
Me:

The Beethoven Christmas movie is way funnier than it has any right to be.

Wife: I really enjoy the lighted boat parades.
MIL: I was reading a story about a boat, it sank and people died.

Wife: Oh! Beethoven! I love those movies!
MIL: I was reading a story about a dog, it bit a child and they had to put the dog down.

Me: St. Macallan, deliver us in our hour of need.

Travel w/ MIL today.

Her topics of conversation so far: dead pythons, alligators, hybrid vehicles & why they suck, washing machine tech & number of buttons-- bonus monologue on how cool they are; and I wonder if the Uber driver is white.

In related news, airport bar opened at 6 & I live here now.

Fun fact, 11/10 people with tastebuds agree kale is gross. We surveyed 10 and a bystander provided sympathy vomit.

Christmas classics are cool and all, but let's switch it up a bit.

#Christmasmusic, #orionsreign, #miniva, #snoopdogg, #lyricnoel

tidal.com/playlist/3e6...

This place is kind of neat, has early reddit/myspace vibes.

#kalestillsucksthough

Lol, Path of Exile 2 infra melting right now; ELB went from a gloryhole to a bukkake snuff film.

#pathofexile, #kalesucks, #hashtag, #nobodyreadsthese