We know. We just would rather not think about it.

We admire our fellow trees. Jealousy is not an emotion we experience.

Grandpa needs suspenders.

Good night poor Harvard.

You’re going to be extremely disappointed.

His lack of empathy is no surprise from a man who named a child Tau Techno Mechanicus.

Don’t count on it. Big law is about big money.

Tariffs are paid by the importer, not the originating nation.

A military coup? No thanks.

I heard that Dear Leader had 18 holes-in-one.

I agree that Musk is awful, but Bondi was referring to someone who tossed a molotov cocktail into a Tesla building. Prosecuting that is not a first amendment issue. Whether committing that crime was morally justified, and whether it was an unjustified terrorist act, are totally different questions.

I still is nice tree.