i usually use the women's room because🤷 and this guy who thought i was a guy followed me in there, realized his mistake and instead of going into the men's room just left entirely

direct came out at 6 am for me and i had just gotten komaeda blasted so i missed all the 3 houses shit going on. i don't see it... i'm looking away.... i'm looking at oomfie on his bird................

(bleeding from the mouth) at least i can play elden ring :)

i noticed that but i actually agree with maomao that his concern is about her virginity rather than her wellbeing considering that his reaction to hearing that she wasn't sexually assaulted... is to immediately begin sexually assaulting her
what was the point of um ackshually'ing me like this lol

4. gets 75% of the way towards actually fucking doing it before getting interrupted by the dead children coming back to life

what's up with that scene where maomao is sleeping next to some (temporarily) dead children and then jinshi:
1. wakes her up
2. asks if she's still a virgin based on a bruise on her neck (???)
3. tells her (DOES NOT ASK HER) he's going to fuck her right then and there (IN FRONT OF THE DEAD CHILDREN)

don't get me wrong. maomao princess of the world and my heart. but the show is mid and i'm fucking killing that stupid ass fake eunuch. chop this man's dick off for real this time i'm sick of him

uh i apparently can't DM you so please let me know some avenue of sending this to you, it's just a 15 character code

I DO!!!! i got the code yesterday and i will send it to YOU lucky winner of the elden ring hashtag search

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i got the job

the vfx thing has been a problem since the miitopia switch port and for what. just turn the effects off!! they look bad and make the performance so bad that it's legitimately nauseating. the game looks and runs so much better in dungeons because they don't smear vaseline over the screen. Please